jeff foxworthy tribute: you might be a jehovahs witness if.....

if you wash windows for a living and own 12 suits.....you might be a jehovahs witness...

if you engage in "self-abuse" then pray 3 hours for forgiveness....you might be a jehovahs witness....

anymore?

If you think anyone who says "Gosh" is a sinner, you might be a witness.

If you call a get together where everyone brings something a pot "fortunate", you might be a witness.

If you watch "R" rated movies but don't admit it, you might be an ~~elder~~ witness.

W.Once

you might be a be jw if, you have an affair, then give a special talk about immorality the next day!

you might be jw if you think that brothers who touch up the kids are a creation of the apostates.

you might be a jw if your stuck in a door to door sales job, and have never owned a two door car.

you might be a jw if, as a kid you you built a bunker instead of a treehouse. (i did that)

you might be jw if your in a bar and hear someone call last orders, and you tell him to get out on service more and get a haircut.

you might be a jw if all the women in your family have "M,E" and the men have "B,O"

you might be a jw if, you refuse to celebrate Christmas, but have a "special day" on boxing day.

josephus

Funny!! ..........I just watched 'Redneck Comedy' last night.but it was not as good as 'Blue Collar Comedy'

if ur a 13 yr old boy and have just been assigned "the masturbation" talk in the ministry school.

hey kid-A, long time no see! nice to have you back.

if you can curse god and be forgiven, but not the publishing company, you might be a JW...

if you can eat rare steaks with the CO and PO, but not have a blood transfusion to save your life, you might be a JW...

if you think a fallacy is a type of oral sex, you might be a JW...

if you can believe in satan, but not santa, you might be a JW...

if you can be balling the PO's daughter, and still be appointed by holy spirit as an 18 year old MS, you might be a JW...

if you can rape your children, and get hundreds of thousands of dollars in free legal expenses, you might be a JW...

if you feel jesus in your heart more than other JWs, you might be an annointed JW...

if you read a book, and then find yourself losing life-long friends and family, you might be a JW...

if you think the internet is for apostates starring in porn flicks, you might be a JW...

TS

you own 12 or more (polyester or of other cheaper quality material because that is all you can afford on a janitor's salary) suits

if you think the internet is for apostates starring in porn flicks, you might be a JW...
TS

TS, it's not?

... you thing that saying a prayer with someone of another religion is a sin.

if you don't pray before you consume any morsel of food you think you are eating with the devil, you might be a jw