by closer2fine 13 Replies latest jw friends
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My husband sent this to me it had circulated the company a few times - some of the previous email titles for it were:
"The way it should be"
"How to make your marriage work"
"I would have a lot more time to shoot pool if I gave this to my wife"
"This is a classic, give it to someone you love"
What would you title it???????
closer
The less I seek my source for some definitive The closer I am to fine - Indigo Girls
I've seen this. My title for it is: "I gave this to my wife. Has anyone seen my testicles?"
Expatbrit
Quick, someone get the smelling salts over to Tina's!
My wife said that because this was written before she was born, it doesn't apply to her.
I won't be pushing the pointers in this article too much. I can't sleep that well with one eye open.
Couldn't find the bit about how a good wife should wear a mini-skirt and high heels.
Englishman.
..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.
ahhhhhhhhhhhh, the good ol' days.
Slipnslidemaster: "Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right."
- Henry Ford
Title: To Induce Vomiting..
Ugh. I think a warning label should have been put into your post Closer, I'm just thankful I saw this before lunch.
LOL @ expatbrit, I vote for your title.
Michelle
LOL expatbrit! I sent your title back to my husband :o)
closer
The less I seek my source for some definitive The closer I am to fine - Indigo Girls
ROTFLMAO oh this is just too damn funny. my question, did women REALLY REALLY believe all this shit?
here are a few of my favorites:
"Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it."
"Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him."
"Let him talk first-remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours."
"Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day."
"Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the Master of the house and as such will always excercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him."
"A good wife always knows her place."
i'd call it "Master and Servant"
love
harmony
ps. hehe now i've got depeche mode running thru my head...i'll share it with you all....
Master and Servant
There's a new game
We like to play you see
A game with added reality
You treat me like a dog
Get me down on my knees
We call it master and servant
We call it master and servant
It's a lot like life
This play between the sheets
With you on top and me underneath
Forget all about equality
Let's play master and servant
Let's play master and servant
It's a lot like life
And that's what's appealing
If you despise that throwaway feeling
From disposable fun
Then this is the one
Domination's the name of the game
In bed or in life
They're both just the same
Except in one you're fulfilled
At the end of the day
Let's play master and servant
Let's play master and servant
Let's play master and servant
Come on, master and servant
© 1984 Martin Lee Gore - Depeche Mode
Hi Clser and All,thanks that was a giggle,lol Tina
Richard! I'm revived now,whew that should come with a disclaimer lol. You've got a nice sense of humor! regards,T
Tina:
Please consider my apology for my angry responses during last weeks debate. I felt as if I were being attacked for simply bringing up a subject. On reviewing the matter, I probably could have done a better job with the wording on the initial thread.
Do you think I need to talk to the elders? LOL
