What "Position" Did You Hold While A JW?

by minimus 66 Replies latest jw friends

  • daystar
    daystar

    Oh yeah... from unbaptised publisher to Satan-spawn.

  • Doubtfully Yours
    Doubtfully Yours

    Regular pioneer.

    DY

  • stevenyc
    stevenyc

    The positions were varied, as long as it was 'me' who was being shafted!

    steve

  • cruzanheart
    cruzanheart

    As a non-penis person, I was:

    Elder's daughter

    Regular pioneer (13 years)

    Ministerial Servant's wife

    Invisible (husband left the Witnesses so no penis person by my side to give my existence validity)

    Gone!!!

    Nina

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    MS & Reg. Piobeer

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    Brenda did you mean to say that?

    What "Position" Did You Hold While A JW?
    "Missionary"

    ROTFLMAO

  • kls
    kls

    I held ,The pain in the ass position. I was always doing something wrong ,so they named me the Wild one .Yippie

  • itsallgoodnow
  • IronGland
    IronGland

    District Overseer

  • littlerockguy
    littlerockguy

    just about everything short of being a MS, though I never pioneered since I worked 50 hours a week to support myself

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