NOAH'S ARK WAS A SUBMARINE

VM44

Aliens Helped Build Noah's Ark File: UFO224 ANCIENT TESTS REVEAL THAT NOAH'S ARK WAS BUILT WITH THE HELP OF SPACE ALIENS AND THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY A SUBMARINE ESPECIALLY MADE TO HELP HIM SURVIVE THE GREAT FLOOD, SAY EXPERTS. AUTHOR AND BIBLICAL SCHOLAR ZECHARIA SITCHIN ANALYZED THE ORIGINAL HEBREW VERSION OF THE OLD TESTAMENT AND OTHER ANCIENT WRITINGS. ACCORDING TO THOSE TEXTS, NOAH WAS ADVISED TO CONSTRUCT A BOAT ROOFED OVER AND BELOW AND HERMETICALLY SEALED WITH PITCH, SAID SITCHIN. THERE WERE TO BE NO DECKS, NO OPENINGS, SO THAT THE SUN SHALL NOT SEE INSIDE. THE BOAT WAS TO BE A VESSEL THAT COULD TURN AND TUMBLE. THE ONLY KIND OF BOAT THAT FITS THAT DESCRIPTION, SITCHIN SAID, IS A SUBMARINE. AND WHAT'S MORE, HE ADDED, THE BIBLICAL TERM FOR ARK IN ANCIENT HEBREW STEMS FROM THE WORD SUNKEN. ONLY A SUBMARINE COULD HAVE WITHSTOOD THE 40 DAYS AND NIGHTS OF SUCH A RAGING FLOOD, ADDED SITCHIN. NO ORDINARY SURFACE VESSEL COULD HAVE SURVIVED THE TUMULTUOUS WAVES WITHOUT BEING SUNK. SITCHIN ALSO STUDIED ANCIENT TEXTS FROM SUMER, WHICH IS PART OF IRAQ TODAY. IN A PASSAGE FROM ONE OF THE TEXTS, HE SAID, NOAH EXPLAINS THAT HE SURVIVED THE FLOOD THANKS TO THE HELP OF SUPERIOR BEINGS FROM ANOTHER PLANET WHO HELPED HIM BUILD THE ARK. LIKE A MODERN SUBMARINE, THE ARK HAD BALLAST TANKS THAT ALLOWED IT TO SUBMERGE AND TO SURFACE, SITCHIN SAID. BEFORE THE DELUGE, IT TOOK IN AN OXYGEN SUPPLY AND LATER IT SURFACED TO GET MORE AIR. BRAD STEIGER, RENOWNED UFO INVESTIGATOR, AGREED THAT NOAH'S ARK WAS INDEED A SUBMARINE AND THAT MAN AT THAT TIME DID NOT HAVE THE EXPERTISE TO BUILD SUCH A BOAT, AND NEEDED SPACE ALIENS TO HELP. ONE MUST HAVE ADVISED NOAH TO CONSTRUCT A WATERBORNE VESSEL TO PREVENT HIS DEATH, SAID STEIGER. BUT NOAH WOULD NOT HAVE KNOWN THE PRINCIPLES OF BUILDING SUCH A CRAFT. BEING A MERE MORTAL, NOAH WOULD NOT HAVE HAD THE ABILITY TO CONSTRUCT A SUBMARINE. HE WOULD HAVE NEEDED EXTRATERRESTRIAL ASSISTANCE TO BUILD HIS CRAFT. AND HAYDEN HEWES, DIRECTOR OF THE INTERNATIONAL UFO BUREAU, AGREED, THERE DOES NOT EXIST A SINGLE IOTA OF DOUBT THAT NOAH'S ARK WAS A SUBMARINE. AND IT WAS BUILT BY NOAH WITH EXTRATERRESTRIAL GUIDANCE. **** THE U.F.O. BBS - http://www.ufobbs.com/ ****

VM44

I could have posted about how the measurements of the Great Pyramid are the key to CHRONOLOGY and how they also show when the end of the GENTILE TIMES occur, and when Jesus will return, but that would have been too unbelievable! --VM44

ArtfulDodger

OK, so in order to believe this posting, we have to . .

(a) Believe there was a flood

(b) Believe there was a Noah

(c) Believe there are space aliens

... and then the Space Aliens predicted the flood, found Noah, and taught him how to build a submarine so that he could save the animals and preserve the human race.

Might have been easier for the Space Aliens to simply load it all on to their space craft and fly about a while till the puddles had dried, don't you think ?

Leolaia

Was Noah's Ark painted yellow?????

DannyBloem

:( the sad thing is that there are people believing it.

Those naughty aliens, and they are comming again:

googlemagoogle

to be more specific, it was a nuclear submarine with laserguided IBCMs on board. noah nuked all unbelievers and saved himself and his family by staing in the submarine.

that's also the reason why people think this earth is millions of years old instead of it's actual age of about ~6000 years. the nukes made dating using the radio-carbon method useless.

this of course was well planned by the lizard space aliens.

funkyderek

Snow White's stepmother's talking mirror was actually a sophisticated scanning/projection device with advanced Artificial Intelligence. Obviously it was also built by space aliens.

Ticker

ROTFLMAO Thanks for the laugh thats funny as hell!

Ticker

stillajwexelder

In the town

where I wa born

Lived a ma-a-an

Who sailed to sea

tsunami_rid3r

WHAT IF God was really an alien being, giving humanity a jump start, playing "God", experimenting with the experiment. After all each civilization had their dieties, and what if multiple "Gods" are part of this vast project known as "Earth". WHAT IF Mars was just a failed experiment. Are we just too blind to see the other realm some call "spiritual" or the other dimension. Or would we dare to be stupid to ever think of such a fictituous fairy tale?

NOAH'S ARK WAS A SUBMARINE

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