by GetBusyLiving 48 Replies latest jw friends
If someone held a gun to your head and threatened to blow your brains out unless you worshiped Jesus and went to church, which Christian church would you choose? No pansy churches like the Unitarians though. It has to be a fundamentalist denomination. For me I think it would be the Christadelphian's, close runner up being Pentecostal, then the bullet.
GBL
I'd hope that the shot is an instant kill shot...
RASTAFARIANS MAAAAN!!!!!
Smoke da holy herb and serve jah and da son
Bullet close second
Strangely, while we balk at the ide of someone threatening us with annihilation if we do not worship Jesus, that is essentially the basis of many Christian denominations (although most versions prefer eternal torture to destruction). I would take the bullet, just as I would take hellfire before worshipping a god who would threaten me with it.
Okay lets ease up the stakes a little bit here. You don't have to actually worship Jesus in your mind, just go to the church every Sunday and sit through it for an hour.
GBL
I'd be tempted to say something like "Fork you and your Gawd!", but then, I also like being subversive, so I might just go and look for others who were just consuming 02 and try and....
Sorry, it's the sinus infection talking.
Nahhh..........I'd take the head shot.
church for an hour. i've been doing it my whole life, and i think my life's important.
I surmise that any who say "I'd take the bullet" are using verbiage that is not without a significant percentage of fecal material. :)
Nobodies even said a freaking religion yet!! Come on!
GBL
