Things said to end a relationship

by ballistic 30 Replies latest jw friends

  • Es
    Es

    " Im not sure what i want out of life." " I dont want a package deal" (I have a son) " Can we just be friends" " Im not ready for commitment" (this one was from a 38 year old) " I dont know where i will be in 6 months time" " I want to go overseas and i want to go alone" es

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    Yes,

    "there's a drivers airbag but you'll have to just take your chances"

    "where do you stand on polygamy... number 6?"

    "Well, that's that I'm bankrupt"

  • GentlyFeral
    GentlyFeral

    What I just told a fascinating, but neglectful, ex-boyfriend:

    "I'm convinced that you and I were not looking for the same things in our ... whatever it was. Can't call it a relationship. Next time I meet someone like you, I want to get as close as possible to the center of that
    person's life - as I was not able to do with you. I'm sure now that was not what you wanted."

    GentlyFeral

  • Insomniac
    Insomniac

    "I love you with all my heart, but I don't want to be married."

  • BlackSwan of Memphis
    BlackSwan of Memphis

    "My psychic said we're breaking up today."

  • stevenyc
    stevenyc

    Do I have crabs? Jeez girl, I'm a walking menagerie!

    steve

  • Ingenuous
    Ingenuous

    "You see, marriage is an institution - and I'm not ready to be institutionalized."

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    "I want to grow old with you. So how about we meet up in 40 years time?"

    "I know you were fast asleep at the time but I'm finding it difficult to forget what you said"

    "I see dead people"

  • Valis
    Valis

    No those are not your panties..

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    ROFLMAO

    !!!

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