Only Jehovah appoints elders ?

by KAYTEE 20 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • XBEHERE
    XBEHERE

    Requirements:

    1. You have a penis

    2. You have to like the taste of the elder bodies collective asses

    3. Supply and demand (especially lately)

    Thats it, then you can be an elder. I met # 1 and 3 but never liked the taste of ass so I wouldnt be able to tell you for sure.

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