I can suck golf balls thru a garden hose!
Now that is talent. Your not doing that with Mia Tais now are you, J?
Watch out for those mini umbrellas
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I can suck golf balls thru a garden hose!
Now that is talent. Your not doing that with Mia Tais now are you, J?
Watch out for those mini umbrellas
I have been accused of having ESP, but it doesn't work online.
Blondie
I can put a cherry stem in my mouth, give me a few seconds, and I'll spit it out in a knot.
I can also put my entire fist in my mouth--and I don't have an unusally large mouth or small fist...
I can Mongolian throat sing.....
What is that you may ask?
Harmonic "singing", two notes at once
I give the best blow job EVER!
Tis the truth. Most boys scream "Oh, Jesus, Oh, Jehovah". Trust me they love it when I swallow.
Ha ha ha ha!!!!
Loved the oh jehovah bit!!!
I can stay hard for LONG periods of time and have given multiple orgasms to women who did not know they could have multiple orgasms.
Nope no talents here
I can whistle
I can't whistle, but I'm very creative.
I can write stories and there're probably unwritten novels I could write. I didn't even do "justice" to the Strange Exodus series I posted. It was edited as to details very much.
I can design and sew my own clothes. Usually, my designs have been years ahead of the fashion industry.
I can design and crochet novelty sweaters, coats, hats and afghans, whether for adults, children or infants. Have even designed and crocheted a wedding dress in the past, as well as a baby tuxedo. And I can write the patterns for the designs I create.
I can sculpt. Tried my hand when I was a young adult and did a very good bust of my ex when we were married.
I can do portraits in pastels from photographs. I've been doing this since I was a child.
I can make beautiful padded photo albums for weddings, babies, families, etc., which I've sold in the past at 50 bucks a pop.
Frannie (who can't throw a ball to hit the side of a barn)