Those Catholics are disgusting. Every time they have sex they have to have a baby.
So do we dear, weve got two children!
Were You Appalled When You First Saw "Life Of Brian"?
by Englishman 55 Replies latest jw friends
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PaulJ
Get Busy Living
I laughed my bag off
LMAO- Im using that!!!
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doofdaddy
It's a keeper..
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katiekitten
NO FAIR.. I dont have a bag to laugh off
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doofdaddy
You can laugh yer tits off
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PaulJ
I thought 'Life of Brian' was hilarious. It didnt bother my conscience much when I watched it..... maybe that was a signal. My favourite bit was with Spike Milligan i the hole...
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dmouse
IMHO - Funniest film ever made.
Pilate about Bigus Dickus: 'He wanks among the highest in Wome!'
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Englishman
You can laugh yer tits off
Here's a joke that'll make you laugh your tits off...hold on, I see you've heard it already. Englishman.
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CaptainSchmideo
My favourite bit was with Spike Milligan i the hole...
That wasn't Spike, that was Terry Jones as the hermit. "Those are my Juniper berries!"However, if it's cameos that you want, look at the crowd scene where Brian is surrounded by supplicants wanting to be cured. One of the producers of the film pops up in the foreground and waves slightly to the camera. Who is he? Just the lead guitarist for a R&B quartet from the '60s that was originally from Northern Britain.......
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tijkmo
'He has given us... His shoe!'
[holy music]
FOLLOWERS:
Oh! Oh! Ohh! Oh! Ah! Oh!
ARTHUR:
He has given us a sign!
FOLLOWER:
Oh!
SHOE FOLLOWER:
He has given us... His shoe!
ARTHUR:
The shoe is the sign. Let us follow His example.
SPIKE:
What?
ARTHUR:
Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be
upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.
EDDIE:
Yes.
SHOE FOLLOWER:
No, no, no. The shoe is...
YOUTH:
No.
SHOE FOLLOWER:
...a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance.
GIRL:
Cast off...
SPIKE:
Aye. What?
GIRL:
...the shoes! Follow the Gourd!
SHOE FOLLOWER:
No! Let us gather shoes together!
FRANK:
Yes.
SHOE FOLLOWER:
Let me!
ELSIE:
Oh, get off!
YOUTH:
No, no! It is a sign that, like Him, we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!
SHOE FOLLOWER:
Give me your shoe!
YOUTH:
Get off!
GIRL:
Follow the Gourd! The Holy Gourd of Jerusalem!
FOLLOWER:
The Gourd!
HARRY:
Hold up the sandal, as He has commanded us!
ARTHUR:
It is a shoe! It is a shoe!
HARRY:
It's a sandal!
ARTHUR:
No, it isn't!
GIRL:
Cast it away!
ARTHUR:
Put it on!
YOUTH:
And clear off!
SHOE FOLLOWER:
Take the shoes and follow Him!
GIRL:
Come,...
FRANK:
Yes!
GIRL:
...all ye who call yourself Gourdenes!
SPIKE:
Stop! Stop! Stop, I say! Stop! Let us-- let us pray. Yea, He cometh to us, like the seed to the grain.does spike not jump into the hermits hole to escape the crowd and thus ruins the hermits vow of silence