I'm a Last Thursdayist... we believe that the universe was created last Thursday.
Are you a Pastafarian?
by GermanXJW 18 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Valis
I am a High Priest in the Church of Sexual Healing...any ladies care to join me in the Rectory?
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googlemagoogle
du ungläubiger!
we have already shown that the FSM cult is apostasy: here's the link and here's another -
nilfun
Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct consequence of the decline in numbers of pirates since the 1800s.
Hmmm -- I think they might be on to something there.
Followers are expected to dress in full pirates' regalia.
Where do I sign up?LoL
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talesin
Alas, I have been cast from the Pastafarian faith!
As I can no longer eat wheat, and defile my body with all sorts of non-grain foodstuffs, I am now shunned.
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misspeaches
Talesin never you worry your pretty little head about that lot.
I have my own breakaway Pastafarian group called the Spaghettiarains. You come play with us!
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DannyBloem
I prefer Asian
yes I prefer asians too
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talesin
Thanks, peaches ... I'd be honoured to join your group!
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Hellrider
Hm, you know that picture of the flying spaghetti monster...what if you threw in a sausage on top there, in between the two meatballs? I think that might add some masculinity to his deity.
Anyway, I belong to the meatballs that were thrown out of heaven after they revolted against the tyranny of the FSM. Our sacraments are much cooler, we throw tomato sauce all over each other, and then we have orgies.