FORTY New JW Dating Game

by Poztate 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • Poztate
    Poztate
    omg i'm going back to the kh..i'm FORTY years OLD! lol
    I am so happy for you. It's good that at least one of us happy poztates has seen the light
    I urge all the other 40 year olds on the board to do the same

    There are so many numbers and so little time before the outbreak of the big "A"
    Damn, maybe I better get my insight books out and do some rethinking of the situation, afterall. Geeze, is there really still time?
    No...Sorry it is to late for you.I see you are already 46 years old.You missed the cut

  • Poztate
    Poztate
    The Mayans built pyramids, just like the Egyptians. Maybe Chuck Russell just picked the wrong group of pyramid builders - maybe the mayan pyramids are "the Bible in stone."

    Nathan....I think you are on to something here.Do the math and send it in to Brooklyn.We might get more new light soon.

    Hey The Mayans.....They were one of the lost tribes of Israel...Right...It all fits now

  • jeeprube
    jeeprube

    "Concerning that hour no ones knows......"

    Remember that all her calculations are based on the faulty 607 B.C. date. Thus they are bunk!

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    When I first saw this thread I thought it was about jws doing some sort of dating game ya know looking to date the opposite sex. lol

  • ezekiel3
    ezekiel3

    A little too much of this me thinks...

  • prophecor
    prophecor
    No...Sorry it is to late for you.I see you are already 46 years old.You missed the cut



    With the emphasis on the tail end number six, I guess I never had a chance after all, Gee Whiz thanx 4 the vote of confidence, there Poztate!!! Guess I can go on continuing to be a Bad Boy

  • ithinkisee
    ithinkisee

    If your wife were taking notes in the 1930's, she would have wrote:

    1914 + 40 years = 1954

    1925 + 40 years = 1965

    -ithinkisee

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    I am so sorry, Poztate. I've tried to derail two end-time prophets on this board but they proved unshakeable. When someone goes off on a numerology tangent, this scripture rings through my head:

    1 Corinthians 13 (New International Version)

    If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor, and surrender my body to the flames, but have not love, I gain nothing.

    I figure learning how to love our neighbours is a lifetime deal. I don't have time to work out if the world is ending. I am too busy trying to live the life of Christ. Best of luck, man.

    On a lighter note, here's a kewl site on mystical numbers. The pictures are deep, man, really deep. http://www.crystalinks.com/numerology4.html

  • prophecor
    prophecor

    Now there's a 40 after my own heart

  • Poztate
    Poztate
    With the emphasis on the tail end number six, I guess I never had a chance after all, Gee Whiz thanx 4 the vote of confidence, there Poztate!!! Guess I can go on continuing to be a Bad Boy

    Yep...you are in luck.Who knew it was all about the numbers.....LOL

    If your wife were taking notes in the 1930's, she would have wrote:

    1914 + 40 years = 1954

    1925 + 40 years = 1965

    -ithinkisee

    I remember all those numbers.They were so exciting....at the time

    Just more JW bull poopie (and it continues)

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