Ever forget to buy your lottery tickets and then have a stroke when you check the numbers the next day? 'Nuff said.
Murphy's law anyone?
by JH 14 Replies latest jw friends
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BrendaCloutier
On wednesday evening sailboat race out of Shilshole Bay (seattle) it looked like it might rain, so I put my rain jacket on, but not my pants.
At the start of the race it was dead calm.... we were in a bad possition for the start but an EXCELLENT possition for the coming squal that other's didn't see. We were in the back of the pack and yet the first over the startline!
I got the lower half of me soaked thru. We watched the squal line move North, the direction we were heading, then stop, and move South drenching us.... AGAIN.
I shudda put on the rainpants.
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John Doe
A good-looking woman is flirting with you, and you later realize either:- Your fly is undone
- You have toilet paper attached to the bottom of your shoe
- You're wearing your patent "I'm an idiot" grin
- You have a big smudge of black grease on your cheek
which accounts for her smug laughter as she walked away.
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rebel8
warning: penis people do not read the rest of this post!
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getting a visit from your late monthly friend immediately (and i mean immediately) after buying a pregnancy test
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Utopian Reformist
I think I am defintiely living proof of someone whose entire life is guided by Murphy's Law. I can't even make a move without something getting dropped, tangled up, snagged, caught on something, broken, find something missing, etc.
I can't open a door, get up from my desk, drive, anything at all. I am sick of it.