Car scam over the internet... how shall I screw with him?

by Elsewhere 43 Replies latest jw friends

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    LMAO!!! The dumbass took the bait!!! Now I can REALLY screw with him.... I'm going to send him on a Watchtower Scavenger Hunt and then have him send me pics!

    This guy responded very quickly, so he's obviously very eager... I'll wait a few days before I respond.

    Actually one of my cousins is a Jehovas`s Withess and I really like the thing wich says: "Bible is God's Word and is truth" I had the oportunity to join the Jehovah`s Withess but was to bussy that time. With the first spare time I will join them also.
    About the transaction.
    I am willing to start the delivery process as soon as I will have the GO signal from bidpay.
    Please keep me in touch with your status.
    Best wishes.
    Hope to hear from you soon.
  • lawrence
    lawrence

    I love this guy, this is what makes the world turn. This was excellent...

    "With the first spare time I will join them also."

    Maybe you can ask for his address, so you can send some elders by IMMEDIATELY. Why waste any of that "spare time"?

    Any photos yet?

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    I'm going to start asking for photos in the next email... I wanted to have a few exchanges with him before I started making him jump through hoops.

    BTW... Does anyone know a website that has the music and words to some of the Kingdom Melodies?

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    LMAO... Too funny, Else!

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Ok, I just sent him this email:

    Wed. Sept. 7, 2005

    Wow! That is amazing! They say it's a small world! :)

    To help me trust you more, could you do me a little favor? Look in your phone book and find the nearest Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses, where they hold their services.

    I have never traveled overseas and I would love to see what a Kingdom Hall looks like where you live!

    I would love to see a picture of you in front of the Kingdom Hall holding a Watchtower magazine and a sign that says: "Apostafest! Elsewhere was here!"

    (That is a favorite saying we like to use... it is about how we go everywhere in our preaching work)

    You can get the Magazine from any Jehovah's Witness who might be at the Kingdom Hall. Make sure the letters are big and dark on your sign so I can read it. Also, all Kingdom Halls have their own sign in front that say: "Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses". Could you make sure you stand in front of that with your own sign and the watchtower magazine?

    This is so exciting! I would really appreciate seeing this picture!

    About the money transaction... The money has reached my bank account and I will go out to western union in a few days when my boss will let me off work.

    You should have your money any time now... very soon!


    --John Roberts

    I just had to throw in the "any time now... very soon!"

  • Jim_TX
    Jim_TX

    Oh... my... Gosh!!!

    You are very very bad!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Regards,

    Jim TX

  • damselfly
    damselfly
    I would love to see a picture of you in front of the Kingdom Hall holding a Watchtower magazine and a sign that says: "Apostafest! Elsewhere was here!"

    You're a bad, bad boy Mr. Elsewhere

    Dams

  • kwintestal
    kwintestal

    This is so funny! I can't wait to see his reply ... fast.

    Kwin

  • misspeaches
    misspeaches

    OMG... that is hilarious... looks like 419eater gave you some great ideas... keep working on that tropy elsewhere!!!

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere
    I would love to see a picture of you in front of the Kingdom Hall holding a Watchtower magazine and a sign that says: "Apostafest! Elsewhere was here!"

    If he makes this pic I plan on using it to invite people to Apostafests!

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