ITS HARD WORK BEING A WOMAN................

vitty

After plucking, shaving, waxing, cleansing, mosturising, dyeing (hair), blow drying, curling, straightning, exfoiliating, rubbing in skin softeners, painting toe nails, manicuring, putting on lip balm, makeup, uncomfortable shoes, wearing Briget Jones knickers with sucky in bits.............Oh to be a man, shave, shower, dress, then out the door

mrsjones5

oh and dont forget the ability to pee standing up. I hate public toilets and having to relieve my self by hovering inches above the seat

dh

but it's so good to be a man.

upside/down

...and we thank you!

u/d(of the loves primped women class)

Ellie

A friend of mine once pointed out that women are remakable in that they can bleed constantly for 5 days every month and not die.

Finally-Free

Oh to be a man, shave, shower, dress, then out the door

Yes, we men rock, don't we?

W

Mecurious?

Yes, we do!

M'

Finally-Free

oh and dont forget the ability to pee standing up.

And we don't even care if the stream hits the floor!

W

Mecurious?

And we don't even care if the stream hits the floor! Nope!

kittyeatzjdubs

i used to be like that....shave every day, makeup, fix my hair...yadda yadda.

nowadays i'm doing good if i shave once every 2 weeks. little lotion here and there, run a brush through my hair and i'm out the door.

i thank my lucky stars every morning that matt-matt hates makeup. he likes his women au-natural. i do shave my underarms though! i'm not that natural.

luv, jojo

ITS HARD WORK BEING A WOMAN................

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