The funniest thing happened at my office today

by coffee_black 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • coffee_black
    coffee_black

    This was crazy. I was in the office behind one of our showrooms today working on the computer. The showroowm manager came back shaking his head.. He said "You won't believe the call I just got. The guy's name was Holden Johnson, and he wanted to set up an appointment with our service department." So he set up an appointment for him....then started second guessing himself...not believing anyone could have that name. I thought about it a minute, and said to him that it couldn't be real...it had to be a "crank" call. As soon as the words escaped my mouth, I realized what I had said, and nearly fell on the floor. He looked completely shocked and said "Debbie... I never knew you had it in you!" then realized what he had said, and we both turned red... No one dared say another word....

    Honest...I'm not making this up....

    Coffee

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist
    Honest...I'm not making this up....

    The best stuff is never made up. :-)

    Thanks for sharing!

    Dave

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    lmao

    When I was a kid my friends and I like to call stores and ask the clerk if they had cotton balls.

    They would almost always say: "Hold on, let me check"

    *** snicker ***

    When they would get back they would say, "yeah, I've got cotton balls" and we would ask: "Well, do they tickle when you walk?"

    That is about where they would hang up.

    Sincerely,
    Luke Imyafatha

  • misanthropic
    misanthropic

    LOL@ Else!

  • BrendaCloutier
    BrendaCloutier

    D'oh!

    (that was funny!)

  • Es
    Es

    Sorry to sound dumb i guess i wouldnt get it being an aussie? can someone explain it to me

    es

  • Double Edge
    Double Edge


    CB... ROFLMAO.... the real jokes are always the funniest...

    ES....

    clue: "Johnson"... slang for p*nis. "Holden"... that's how some Americans pronounce 'holding'. Now, read the guys full name..... Holden Johnson ... now re-read the story...

  • ChrisVance
    ChrisVance

    I got the part about Holden Johnson, but does "crank" mean the same thing as Johnson. If so, that's odd, because I thought I'd heard most of the names for penis, being a gay man.

  • Es
    Es


    Heheh thanks doubleedge i get it now

    es

  • nowisee
    nowisee

    i used to belong to a bowling league.

    one of the guys would call the desk and ask if they could page "jack mehoff".

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