little known ending to a star wars scene

by Eyebrow2 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • Eyebrow2
    Eyebrow2

    I just got this in email...very funny

    Now that we know the real story here is the complete scene from Empire strikes back


    A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE
    SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off
    Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs
    away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight
    down.

    Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.

    Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

    Darth Vader: No... I am your father!

    Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible.

    Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be true...

    Luke: NO!

    Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that
    brass droid of yours?

    Luke: Threepio?

    Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old...

    Luke: No...

    Darth Vader: Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no
    hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp...

    Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!

    Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed
    a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!

    Luke: Well, it's not my fault...

    Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I
    wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the
    Sith...waahhh wahhh!"

    Luke: Shut up...

    Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had
    exterminated the Jedi knights!

    Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon

    Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of
    the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here
    baby!

    Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.

    Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you
    are, but you sure ain't mine...

    Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the
    shaft.

    Darth Vader looks after him.

    Darth Vader: Get a haircut!

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    LOL, E2! Glad it didn't really go that way. What a disillusionment it would have been!!

    Frannie

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    That is too funny!

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    This would've been funny to see on MAD TV.

  • Eyebrow2
    Eyebrow2

    I would have loved to see that on Mad TV on Sat night live hahah...

  • Darth Yhwh
    Darth Yhwh

    Well done Eyebrow2! You've taken many of my thoughts regarding the parralels between Vader's and Luke's lives and accomplishments and tied them together in a hallarious scene from ESB. Im laughing as I type.

  • skinnyboy
    skinnyboy

    solid gold right there!!! i always wondered why Vader never knew that at least one of his kids would be on tatooine, wouldnt that be the first place you looked? Maybe he thought the Empire Child Support Agency would be waiting for him!

  • free2beme
    free2beme

    Very funny, as a Star Wars fan, I really enjoyed that.

  • Darth Yhwh
    Darth Yhwh

    What Luke should have said:

    "Well at least I didn't join a mind controling cult!"

  • mkr32208
    mkr32208

    if only you could have worked in a way to kill of jar jar in that scene...! Funny!

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