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Sparkplug

For the last four or five weeks I have been locked in a relationship with a person that I used to think was so very sexy, but now after

spending all day every day with this person I want a very fast moving bus to come thru our parking lot at lunch time..get my drift?

Actually I am locked in a training room for a six week period with a very beautiful girl that is one of my friends. This is a very trying

situation because being around her this much has made me realize that .............

I CANT STAND HER! She is a lot more shallow than I could ever imagine and scandalous. Hypocritical, Bitchy, and not loyal at all.

There are a a few things that push my every button and she has practiced the main one to the fullest so far.

Smacking lips and chewing food with the mouth open sends me over the edge. All day SMACK, CHOMP, CHEW, SHOW FOOD, All the

while trying to be a sex goddess to the new man in our training class. Not a pretty site. And I have had about enough of it.

I feel as though I am in the last year of a bad marriage. In the words of Weird Al Y...."I would rather spend eternity eating shards of

broken glass, than to spend one more minute with her."

Ok, so that is an exaggeration, but my question is, how many of you have had to endure someone put in charge of you that grates on

your every nerve?

Bosses, teachers, lovers or mothers. What is it that grates on your every nerve and makes you want to hit your face into

your monitor till the noise stops?

Billygoat

*giggle*

I'm sorry Sparky...it just is funny...now that I've met you, I can hear your voice saying this. I sympathize.

For me it's someone who won't shut up. Just stop talking for a few minutes!!! You don't need to fill every second with meaningless chatter because I don't care about every detail of your life!!!! It's okay to be quiet, quiet is good.

Can you tell I was annoyed all day today by this person!

Dams ( eeeeewwwwww chew with your mouth closed!! )

hemp lover

Ditto to what Billygoat and Damselfly said.

Sparky, you had me scared with that first sentence.

Sparkplug

OMG Billygoat- you can not imagine. I have watched that pretty face turn into the most foul, vile thing imaginable. Jabba the Hutt, (or is it

Hudd?) has nothing on her. Did I spell that right?

Speaking of hearing voices, I hate her voice now. She lisps and mumbles and it makes it hard to understand and concentrate. So I keep

drifting into this coma and staring off into space. I can only hear Charlie Browns Mother in my ears. BWA BWAH BWAH BWAH

Rayvin

A slap in the face reality of the saying " Beauty is only skin deep".

Sparkplug

Hemp- Thats funny! lol

Sparkplug

Damsel- You know what? She does that too! She is mumbling and lisping at a speed that is amazing. Spit and food fall every now and

then and she will just pick up and continue at this neck breaking pace.

I think she talks fast so you can't tell that she has no idea what she is teaching. Then she will take out a lollipop and lick it open tongued

while she adjusts her triple DDD Breast (Beasts) into place most purposefully and SMACKS and continues.

Rayvin- Yes it is only skin deep. I want to crawl out of my skin

and skin the hide of the nasty lil shit she has turned out to be.

doofdaddy

Just got off the phone bitching to a good friend about my new "boss". This guy has NO quals. He is near illiterate and has virtually no experience. How he got through the interview process I don't know.

My gut warning bell went off the first time I met him. He is a christian and is trying to employ as many of his church friends as possible even if they don't have relevent quals or exp.. I have put in formal complaints about his unprofessional approach. We are hardly communcating. The regional manager is in a dilemma as he can now see his mistake in employing him but can't or won't get involved (that's his style, wait til it blows up!).

I can operate separate from him but he is the backup person in an emergency!!!

My exwife says she used to look out when my nostrils flared. Rare but impressive! Well I am a Taurus.

Look out!!

damselfly

*giggle snort*

Can I come to your next meeting to observe? I promise to be good and quiet and not touch my boobs while licking a lollipop.

Dams

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