Today was an interesting day!

colorado5591

My wallet was stolen and that sucked real bad! I went to work anyway, feeling so financially raped and downtrodden.
Then.....what luck! My boss, Andy, called me and offered me a promotion with a real real nice increase in pay! Hell yeah! I'm so excited! I will get to do some traveling between the clubs in west Texas doin my thang!

BTW for those who do not already know what my job is, I am the promotions manager for a nightclub....er scratch that...I am now the promotions director for several nightclubs in West Texas!

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!?!

kid-A

Hell yeah!

See, there is some weird principal of "equilibrium" in the universe!

colorado5591

Luck has once again shined down upon me!

My little niece was riding her bike around the neighborhood and she found my wallet! The cash was gone ($10) and my credit card (cancelled this morning) but everything else seemed to be intact!

How come those bastards didn't steal my $300 phone bill?

upside/down

a "nightclub"....er scratch that...I am now the promotions director for several strip-clubs in West Texas!

It's OK...you can say it here...we're all adults...hehehe

u/d

Bstndance

Satan must be blessing you for leaving "the truth". Hahahah! I'm just kidding. Congrats!!! Good luck with dealing with cancelling all your credit cards and stuff... That part sucks... But it all works out in the end.

colorado5591

The Suckiest part about the credit card is that I really need to book a room in Austin for the Austin City Limits music festival but I can't because I had to cancel my card! CRAP!!!!!!!CRAPP!!!!

Es

Thats awesome babe congrats on both accounts, for getting a promo and for getting your wallet back

es

Carol

HELL YEAH! Glad your luck/blessings are turning around. Call the credit card company and see if they can't overnight you a new card, sometimes they will take pity on you! It's worth a try, then you'd be 3 for 3 (promotion, found wallet and hopefully new credit card when you need it!).

colorado5591

BTTT

Thank you all so much for giving a crap

Satan must be blessing you for leaving "the truth".

That struck me funny, I chuckled all night at work!

I was kinda sad that Upside/Down did not leave one of his trademark nuggets of comedic gold..... come on guy, I love those things

u/d (of the insert funny phrases class)

PaulJ

Well done! I wish i would get a promotion......

Today was an interesting day!

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