The latest JW pick up line

DevonMcBride

This week, one of my adult students told me a Jehovah's Witness knocked on her door and said he was there to teach her about "travel and tourism." Not realizing who or what he was, she listened further and he went on to say that God had a reason for Natalie Halloway's disappearance. At that point she told the old geezer she wasn't interested and closed the door.

I told her she should have asked him to ask God how to get the lowest prices on airline tickets. It's amazing what J-dubs will say to get someones attention.

Dune

Call me an apologetic, but are you sure it was a witness? I mean no one can be THAT stupid can they? lol, i hope not. But there have been times when i thought the women at the doors were hitting on me or were just listening/accepting literature so they could see me again.

carla

Dune,

Are you kidding? Women hitting on you?! You either have a very high opinion of yourself or you were in nut house. I find it nearly impossible for anyone to be hitting on someone trying to sell god on their doorstep. Were they plastered? I don't mean any offense, I find it incredible that it could really happen. What part of town were you in? Maybe they were ladies of the evening trying to sell you something?

Dune

Are you saying that simply because i still preach? Or do witty, condescending comments make you feel better about yourself?

Cause seriously, that was not neccasary.
And despite your own views, witness men and witness women DO get hit on when they go door to door. My ex girlfriend used to get hit on all the time, even by old guys (which freaked her out).
But this isnt about witness being hit on, its about witnesses hitting on people while they're preaching. And i've yet to see that, but i've seen some brothers who were kinda flirtatious.

avishai

Carla, take it easy on Dune, it's happened to me too, and not because I have a high opinion of myself.

There were also times when they did it JUST to mess with me, and I know that too. But I can tell the difference. Seriously.

Sparkplug

Carla- I have to say Avishai should know bout being hit on. I have to say he is one of the most hit on posters here. It is that bald head of his and the ever so women friendly statements. He is one slick Boy! Ya know?

gaybeat

Pickup Line -- "Hey Baby, wanna spend everlasting life with me"

littlerockguy

Avishai is sexy as hell and has a great smile.... for a straight guy

rebel8

God had a reason for Natalie Halloway's disappearance

........what was the reason?

jwfacts

One of my friends used the line one morning 'i'm here to tell you you have won the lottery' When the householders eyes popped out of their heads he'd say 'not really, but i can offer you everlasting life'.
He didn't stay a Witness long, loved fun and people of the same sex too much.

The latest JW pick up line

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