Disfellowshipped for being fat and not watching my cholesterol

by free2beme 22 Replies latest jw friends

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  juni

  GOOD EVENING TO ALL OF YOU -

  THIS IS ALL SOOOOO TRUE. THINK ABOUT THIS ONE ALL OF YOU LADIES OUT THERE:

  TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL VERY GOOD LOOKING, DAMN SMART WOMAN'S DAY. REMEMBER THIS MOTTO TO LIVE BY: LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTION OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN AN ATTRACTIVE AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, CHOCOLATE IN ONE HAND, WINE THE THE OTHER, BODY THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT AND SCREAMING "WOO HOO WHAT A RIDE!"

  JUNI BREEZE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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  integ

  I ride a motorcycle. That should also count as a disfellowshipping offence, should it not?

  
  depends if it's a Harley or not.
  
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  FlyingHighNow

  There are lots of things they cannot disfellowship you for, but you can lose your eternal life over.

  • Habitually not showing up to clean the hall on Saturday (I overheard and elder saying this.)
  • Never aux pioneering when you could have done it all the time
  • Saying good luck too much
  • Missing meetings reguarly, even if you have cancer.
  • Wearing plaid dress shirts to every meeting
  • Growing a beard
  • Not wearing panty hose to the KH
  • Running ahead of the elders by making sure people bring meals to ones who've had surgery, et. It's a true story.
  • Bringing MacDonalds back to the convention
  • Eating turkey on Thanksgiving here in the USA

  So many unforgiveable sins, so few Armeggedons.