Yeah, I stuck a couple of purely humourous ones in. I'm gonna make a WT and Awake article title generator later. I think if I worked on it hard enough, I could auto-generate entire copies. :)
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District Assembly Title Generator
by ackack 38 Replies latest social humour
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ackack
Also, when you get a title you like... you have to imagine it being blasted in a bombastic echo-y voice. Just for atmosphere.
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Darth Yhwh
Pure humor. Keep up the good work!
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in a new york bethel minute
Don't miss this years Handlers of Happy Light Bearers District Assembly!
you can handle my light bearer any time!
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tall penguin
Don't miss this years Not Forsaking Urgent Destruction District Assembly!
Okay, so I've got too much time on my hands today! I'm home sick and this generator is fun! So sue me! :) -
jgnat
ROFL! This is hilarious! I want a link from some of the more popular sites, like Quotes'.
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GentlyFeral
Ahhh, looking over old convention programs... <smoothing out creased scraps of paper on lap>
Remain Loyal to Zealous Judgement
Godly Destruction Without Ceasing
Men of Prophetic Obedience
Happy Service With Urgency
Theocratic Error that Taunts Satan
Redundant Works Since 1914
Men of Delightful Error
Praisers of Essential ObedienceGood times.
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tall penguin
There's been new words added.
Don't miss this years Delighting in Delightful Direction District Assembly!
This reminds me of an email I got from my Presiding Overseer just before I left "inviting" me to a shepherding call. After I told him numerous times that I was not up to it and felt harassed by what I felt to be unloving and un-Christian behaviour, his response in part was,
"And as far as Christian love is concerned, surely it couldn't be more greatly expressed than with a shepherding call by concerned shepherds."
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misspeaches
Don't miss this years Divine Hope that Taunts Satan District Assembly!
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gaybeat
Don't miss this years Repeatedly Doing Truthful Truth District Assembly!
9:30 Song
10:00: Truthfully Taking Jehovah's Truth in all Truthness
10:50: Obeying The Truths of a Truthful Truth.