1. I am an athiest. I believe in God, but I'll believe it on my terms, not the WTS.
2. I adhere to the theory of evolution. I don't, but I like the fact that myself and others can choose whether to believe it or not.
3. I celebrate every holiday I can get my hands on. I celebrate holidays, when I'm not being lazy, what can I say, it's alot of effort.
4. I couldn't give a shit less if my friend or relative is a homosexual. I was tempted to come out as gay, just to piss witnesses off, I bottled it, just in case someone thought it was true, it's bad enough my friends trying to set me up with members of the opposite sex, I don't need a blind date with a guy.
5. I like to frequently engage in premarital, freaky, experimental sex with my live-in girlfriend. I like to go out on the pull, and I like to end up in a girl's bed, and never see her again.
6. I have graduated from college. I'm studying at Uni.
7. I like to watch "R" rated movies. Got a huge collection of 'em.
8. Hell, I like to watch "XXX" rated movies. As Above. Er, what?
9. I don't smoke cigarettes, but I LOVE cigars and aromatic pipe tobacco. I like teh weed.
10. I vote. I would've voted, but I couldn't bring myself to vote for Blair.
11. I stand up for the National Anthem. I scream it at the top of my lungs, well, only at football games, but still.
12. My bad associations generally do not spoil my useful habits. My dub associations spoilt mine.
13. The last time I knocked on someone's door I didn't know, I asked them if they had seen my cat. I like to leave people be.
14. I thoroughly enjoy a filthy joke. So do I.
15. I do not wash windows for a living. LMAO at this one, I knew more window cleaners that were witnesses than publishers
16. I do not base my descision on a new automobile purchase on how good a service car it would make. I got me a kick arse car.
17. I am not afraid of demons. I embrace mine, they make me stronger.
18. I dress however the f*ck I want. So do I.
19. I occasionally smoke pot and/or get drunk. Occasionally, isn't the word I'd use.
20. I do not fear or dislike Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays, or Sundays. Twelve Pint Tuesdays! Thursday is Poker Night, and Saturday is for clubbing or gigging.
21. I would not like to accept a congregation's love from French Haiti. Me Neither.
22. I have seen "the Excorcist". But the sequels and prequels have all been shit.
23. I don't live in fear of stumbling my brother. I try to trip 'em up.
24. The last person I called my sister was my sister. I don't even call my sister, my sister.
25. The only time I turn in my time is my payroll @ work. Same.
26. If I care about someone, I go to their wedding regardless of where it is held. Exactly, and I don't treat it like a free meal. Although, that is essentially what it is...
27. If my life depended on a blood transfusion, you better believe I would take one. Damn Right!
28. I would never make it public knoweledge if I caught my buddy "punching the clown" . He'd never live it down, that's for damn sure though.
29. I think Kingdom Melodies suck ass. I still think, a few heavy guitars could've spiced those little ditties up a bit, maybe someone doing some Dani Filth style vocals would've helped too.
30. I would never, ever, ever, shun my own flesh and blood for thinking differently than I do. Exactly, one of my reasons for leaving.