If you don't think that the dead come back to life....

You should see this place at quitting time!

I seen this on a sign! And I laughed my ass off! ROTFL

Any funny signs you can share?

LOL!

There were quite a few in the same style in the (French) Bethel recording studio (great guys there back then):

"You don't have to be crazy to work here but if you are it helps."

"Do it NOW. There may be a law against it tomorrow."

(I know those are pretty common but in this special context they were quite funny.)

Saw one in a cafe one time

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR CREDIT AS A SMACK IN THE MOUTH OFTEN OFFENDS

Thought it was kinda funny at the time.

The customer is always right!!

Until I decide you are no longer a customer.

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Acouple of signs in my local pub:

Message to smokers: Please feed the ashtrays, the floor has already eaten

Credit will be given to any custome over 80 if accompanied by both parents

Please do not throw your cigarette buts on the floor.

It hurts the patrons knees as they leave to go home.

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