Yeah, saw this coming.
The message from "Mother" would go something like
Dear Australia Branch
You naughty naughty boys down under, have royally screwed up and made us look stupid in the process so as a consequence we need a "head on a plate" to show the world we care about children.
We were planning on pulling the plug down there anyway but on consideration we decided it would look better to wait until after the ARC. That way the brothers and the aussie press will blame you for the problem and conclude it's your mishandling of child abuse cases rather than our policies that are the problem.
Suffer in your jocks, we all need discipline from Jehovah... bwahahahahaha
Your brothers
GB