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  How many times jehovah is said in a prayer

  by Normalfulla in

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  so there was this particular elder in my hall who when giving a prayer would say "jehovah" waaaay to much it was ridiculous, we ended up having a count every time he gave prayer, most of the time it was 15-18 but once he topped 20, if u say it out loud 20 times you'll see how weird it is, like when do you ever in a conversation say someone's name that many times in 2 or so minutes,!

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  sparrowdown

  Maybe when someone reaches the magical number of public "Jehovahs" the giant slot machine in the sky will ding and some poor dumb bastard will be killed by a massive pouring out "blessing" in the form of gold coins .....or beer or a car or something.
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  Memorial 2017

  by wifibandit in

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  instead of making a new thread for every little thing related to memorial 2017, i'm going to try to post here.

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  and to start us off.... cart artwork for 2017 memorial invitations.

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  I think they're heading towards the jungles of Guyana to build a compound.
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  Why Is YHWH Used Regularly In OT and NEVER in NT?

  by minimus in

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  and if the name jehovah is that important why is it that jesus christ never use that name in a record of scriptures?.

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  sparrowdown

  Ah yes the mysterious case of the missing vowels and why Col Mustard... sorry ...I mean Jesus... didn't identify them.

  Maybe because......

  YHWH does not =Jehovah.

  The pronunciation of YHWH is irrelevant.

  WT lies.
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  Watchtower's "New Light" re Babylonish Captivity, November 2016 WT

  by Room 215 in

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  has anyone noticed the wt's most recent shell-game revisionism in the november study tractazine, relating to the shifting of its "babylonish captivity" doctrine, from a 3 1/2-year period around the ww 1 years, to a period now spanning about 16 centuries, or from the 4th century (constantine's legal recognition of christianity) to 1919?.

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  Wow, that's a hell of a long time to spend in the slammer wonder what they got up to to keep themselves amused.....

  Cue harmonica....Nobody knows the trouble I've seen....nobody knows my sorrow......
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  Memorial 2017

  by wifibandit in

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  instead of making a new thread for every little thing related to memorial 2017, i'm going to try to post here.

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  and to start us off.... cart artwork for 2017 memorial invitations.

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  WT carts peddling "Everyone's dream" ???

  To paraphrase a quote by George Carlin ".... it's called a dream because you have be asleep to believe it."
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  I guess the latest WT killed any hope of US jws growing beards.

  by Crazyguy in

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  in my area i'd guess 30% of the men maybe more have some kind of beard.

  this craps gotta wake up somebody still in!.

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  Tight pants and beards are top of God's To Do list along with how many hits JWdot borg gets and how many pieces of paper get delivered to people who will never read them and whether the man made lake at Warwick is working.
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  JW Facebook puriven garbage

  by Lostandfound in

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  below is an example of the pure cliche driven and meaningless posts by witnesses to witnesses on facebook .

  it was truly a blessing from jehovah that your original plans .....didn't work out, because instead our family was able to enjoy a spiritually filled morning with ,spiritual food and spiritual entertainment and singing praises to our glorious god, grand creator and loving heavenly father jehovah was a memorable gift.

  he has truly provided a perfect example of christian brotherly love through his son, our savior jesus christ.

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  sparrowdown

  I always thought it took a particular kind of "special" dub that felt the need to vomit WT fairydust and rainbows everytime they opened their mouth.

  So culty.
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  Memorial 2017

  by wifibandit in

  1. watchtower
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  instead of making a new thread for every little thing related to memorial 2017, i'm going to try to post here.

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  and to start us off.... cart artwork for 2017 memorial invitations.

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  sparrowdown

  The WT dream is one of peace, health, prosperity......and pastel colored polo shirts and chinos held up with brown leather belts, and no beards or staches as far as the eye can see.
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  Proverbs 4:18 "light gets brighter"

  by stuckinarut2 in

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  we are all familiar with the classic use by the society of proverbs 4:18 about "light getting brighter".

  they say it applies to revealed truth, and doctrinal changes etc.. have you ever just read that chapter (and even the surrounding chapters) in full??.

  it has nothing to do with doctrinal changes or teachings.. it has to do with acquiring wisdom and life skills in order to live a successful life.

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  Yeah I know stuck, and you do a fine job of it. I is just messing with yah cause I know Aussies can take a bit of stirring. 😇.😉
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  Great Tribulation and Trump

  by TakeOffTheCrown in

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  please, let's discuss this subject without attacking one another.. it appears that trump has won a victory that no one expected.

  is it possible that trump may play a part in the great tribulation?.

  there are some who believe trump is one of the most unqualified of men to ever be elected president of the united states.

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  sparrowdown

  The great tribulation ....probly not. The Great Trumpulation maybe. The great storm in teacup possibly.

  I love all this prophesying and shit, I 'm really good at it.