The "Run Forest Run" convention has a nice ring to it.
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I Wonder What Tony Tightpants Morris Thought Of Prince?
by pale.emperor inwe all know tony the turd has an obsession with boys in tight pants.
i cant help but wonder what he thought about brother nelson (aka.
prince) who was known to squeeze into some tight numbers from time to time?.
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sparrowdown
I sometimes wonder if cults like JWs decide consciously to recruit and retain at least a couple of high profile celebs to help sell the brand. I get the feeling the ones we know of are JW in name only and as long as they say "praise Jehovah"every so often and turn up at the odd convention or AGM they are still fulfilling their contract. -
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A Question About Elders Knowing About Child Molesters
by new boy insupposedly the society sent a letter out on march 14, 1997 to all elders contained an instruction that inadvertently admitted they had a big problem: βthe body of elders should give the society a report on anyone serving or who formerly served in a society-appointed position in your congregation who is known to have been guilty of child molestation in the past.β .
can anyone here confirm/or not that this was a real letter that was sent to elders?.
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sparrowdown
Is it just me or is the phrase "consenting minor" seem oxymoronic and creepy as it is used in this letter.
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KH Hall doors to remain locked during meetings?
by StarTrekAngel inmy mother in law told us this morning that they read a letter in her cong last night.
from now on kh doors will be locked after 15 min of meeting start.
only the fire exit (one way door) will remain unlocked.
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sparrowdown
The cong I attendded started locking the doors during meetings bout 8-10 yrs ago.
You had to buzz to get in or out if you wanted to leave early or arrived late.
* Note: I live in a very low crime area.
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FYI- Some KH Annoucements Aug 2018
by stumbledbyothers insome of these kh letters may have been mentioned already:.
starting sept - $14 per publisher toward taking care of the needs of the co in us.. love never fails 2019 regional conventions.. memorial april 19, 2019.. there will be jw contact cards with blank space to write notes..
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sparrowdown
It's a scam they'll probably start reducing the number of CO's once the scheme is established.
Too cynical?
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Being cyber stalked by an elder - and how I dealt with it!π
by stuckinarut2 inah...this is funny!.
my instagram is set to public .
i have nothing to hide.
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sparrowdown
So what, how to piss off a JW is to give zero f***s - they can't stand it, remember, they expect you to become "triggered" by their lurking.
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Broadcasting august, clown Lett about painting the K-hall
by Gorbatchov indid you see the performance of stephen lett on august broadcasting?.
the illustration of painting the kingdom hall?.
used for explaining that you have to listen to elders even when they are totaly wrong?.
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sparrowdown
Come KH working bee day Elders be like: now brother you get out there and paint that freakishly tall wall with this two inch brush then you can vacuum the carpet with the dustbuster and you sisters start scrubbing that bathroom floor with this toothbrush, any complaints and the tools will get smaller! just because I said so.
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Just saw the film, "Apostasy"
by Bad_Wolf init was a very good film but not fully what i was expecting.
a jw could even watch it, i don't think the title fit the movie.
there was absolutely nothing about apostasy, nor do i recall the word even being mentioned.
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sparrowdown
Yes I'm sure the cringe factor that exjws feel on watching it is only felt because we have been there, done/said that, I see it as over-identifying with the characters and story.
The normies that watch it may find some scenes awkward but would just think "what weirdos" JWs are.
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DFed talking to other DFed
by blownaway ini don't know if they do this any longer but back in the day they had a special section at an assembly sectioned off for dfed people who would have to wear a ribbon that said disfellowshipped.
do they still do this and what was the rules on dfed talking to dfed at the assembly?
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sparrowdown
Never ever seen or heard of the ribbon thing.
I always thought that D-effed people could be identified by a big D on their forhead just like in the show Red Dwarf the hologram was identified by a big H on his fro.
Maybe we should send Sacha Baron Cohen to interview one of the GB about various forms of identification for the D-effed we might get some interesting candid answers. Lol.
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A film about Jonah
by Sergey Antonov inwho has any thoughts about the new film about the prophet jonah?
how could they divide the entire period into days, if the bible does not say so?
the king ordered them to fast 20 days before the destruction ???!
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sparrowdown
I know WT likes to call allegories "the account of Jonah and the big fish" "the account of this and that" etc, but, shhh guess what it's a story, it's not real and was never meant to be real.