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  My mother and her reaction to me being "gay"

  by logansrun in

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  no, i'm not gay.

  still, this story is interesting.

  recently i began dating a very fine young lady -- my first "girlfriend" ever, really.

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  Swickley

  Since you're 27 yrs old, I'm surprised that she still "polices" your activities...???

  For your own sanity, move out of there! Otherwise, you'll not escape the analized tunnel vision of the programmed JW mother.
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  Do you need a vacation? Have you ever considered Bethel?

  by jayhawk1 in

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  here is a copy and paste from www.bethelcoachtours.com as to why you should go see bethel for your next vacation.

  has anybody done this, any experiences good or bad?.

  bethel branches all over the world.

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  Bethel vacation???

  Fetch me a bowl..... I wish to be sick!
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  The World according to George Bush

  by Hamas in

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  to quote george bush:

  we must collectively get after those that, kill, in the name of, i dunno, some kind of false religion .

  there i was sitting around the foriegn table, er, the er, table of foriegn leaders .

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  From SNL:

  Dubya says he does not know where the "leak" in the Whitehouse is coming from. Other things that dubya does NOT know:

  -> Where the WMDs are

  -> Where Bin Laden is

  -> Where Saddam is

  -> if there ever was a connection between Saddam and Laden

  -> who sent the letters laced with anthrax

  -> where his ass is

  Save the planet -- dump dubya
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  Anti-Americanism

  by Englishman in

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  how do you define someone as anti-american?

  if you strongly disapprove of, say, america's foreign policies, yet basically have an affection for american people, does this still make you an anti-american?

  is it possible that people are being accused of being anti-american inaccurately?

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  Swickley

  Simon..... dubla..... you two behave or I'm going to lock this thread. I wish the both of you would read the posting guidelines

  Oh god, its the freakin forum policewoman again...
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  The World according to George Bush

  by Hamas in

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  to quote george bush:

  we must collectively get after those that, kill, in the name of, i dunno, some kind of false religion .

  there i was sitting around the foriegn table, er, the er, table of foriegn leaders .

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  But, seriously, Badger, would you say:

  "they misunderestimated me"

  I doubt it!
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  Religion Be Damned - Richard Dawkins defends the godless amoung us.

  by ignored_one in

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  http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/11.10/view.html?pg=2

  view

  essay

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  Swickley

  This is interesting, but I am wondering .. what is your point?
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  The World according to George Bush

  by Hamas in

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  to quote george bush:

  we must collectively get after those that, kill, in the name of, i dunno, some kind of false religion .

  there i was sitting around the foriegn table, er, the er, table of foriegn leaders .

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  OMG, Hamas, you are so funny and I swear I love you.

  I gave a relative of mine a refrigerator "magnet" that pictured dubya saying "They misunderestimated me." What's even funnier is the relative I gave it to (a W supporter) thought it was great... i.e., he didn't get it! I guess that's par for the course.
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  Michael Moore Fans?

  by Swickley in

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  michael moore's new book, "dude where's my country?

  " hits the streets this tuesday.

  october 3, 2003. i have written a new book, and this tuesday it?s being released.

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  Seroiusly, he is a riot. I can hardly wait to read this latest book!
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  Michael Moore Fans?

  by Swickley in

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  michael moore's new book, "dude where's my country?

  " hits the streets this tuesday.

  october 3, 2003. i have written a new book, and this tuesday it?s being released.

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  Michael Moore's New Book, "Dude Where's My Country?" Hits the Streets This Tuesday
  October 3, 2003

  I have written a new book, and this Tuesday it?s being released. It?s called, ? DUDE, WHERE?S MY COUNTRY? ? Because its content is likely to upset more than a few people, the publisher has ?embargoed? the book until midnight Monday (which means no store or media outlet or anyone has access to a copy of the book until then).

  They have taken these measures because I have written a book that seeks not to defeat the Bush people next year, but to have them removed from Washington right now. I know, I?m not asking for much. But I have spent the better part of the past year researching and writing this new book, and when you read it you?ll see why the current criminal investigation of the White House for outing a CIA agent in revenge is, in my opinion, just the tip of the iceberg. I can only hope that my book will make a small contribution toward that day when we?ll see one long perp walk of administration officials in handcuffs being led out of the White House and into a waiting paddy wagon. Like I said, I?m not asking for much.
  
  ?Dude, Where?s My Country?? is also my humble attempt to violate the Patriot Act on every single page of the book. And, I have learned that many want to get on John Ashcroft?s evildoer list with me. There are already a record number of orders from bookstores across the country. The first printing alone is almost one million copies (my last book?s first printing was 50,000). Chapters include ?Oil?s Well That Ends Well,? ?The United States of BOO!?, ?How to Talk to Your Conservative Brother-in-law,? and more. (Click here to see the cover that will win me a free ticket to Gitmo)

  If you get the New York Times, you may have noticed a mysterious ad for the past four days in the Arts section. Each day, the ad simply asks a new, pointed question of Mr. Bush. They are questions from my new book, from a chapter entitled, ?Seven Questions for George of Arabia.? We are running one ad each day until the book comes out on Tuesday. In case you?ve missed them, here are the first four:

  1. Dear Mr. Bush, is it true that the bin Ladens have had business relations with you and your family off and on for the past 25 years?
  2. Dear ?Mr. President,? what is the ?special relationship? between the Bushes and the Saudi royal family?
  3. Dear ?Mr. President,? who attacked the United States on September 11th?a guy on dialysis from a cave in Afghanistan, or our friends, the Saudi Arabians?
  4. Dear ?Mr. President,? why did you allow a private Saudi jet to fly around the U.S. in the days after September 11th and pick up members of the bin Laden family and then fly them out of the country without a proper investigation by the FBI?

  In my book, I provide some of the answers and all of the background evidence. It is astounding, and it is criminal. Will there be one Democrat in Congress willing to begin the investigation?

  After the book?s release, I take off on a 30-city tour over 25 days. Many of these dates are already sold-out, so check my website first to see where you can find me. I will also be on the ?Today Show? on Tuesday, and ?The View? and ?Conan? on Wednesday.

  You may want to stay in touch with my website as I?ll be putting up a lot of new stuff over the next few days and weeks. I?m also planning to keep a diary of my tour, complete with photos from the road.

  For me, this is the kickoff of a 12-month campaign for regime change in Washington, DC. I hope you can join me and the millions of other Americans who are committed to Bush Removal in ?04. ?Dude, Where?s My Country?? is my guidebook on how to create a majority of sane Americans who are increasingly fed up and want their country back.

  Yours,

  Michael Moore
  www.michaelmoore.com
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  IT'S GREAT TO BE KING

  by Swickley in

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  for those who missed it, here is the final outcome of the "rush limbaugh is a bigot" (aka.

  limpbag) thread (see ding dong the wizard is dead):

  stacy ---let me see if i understand what you're saying: now you did call me stupid but you didn't use the stupid word.

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  Swickley

  oh c'mon, don't be so anal. You take yourself way too seriously.

  Honestly, isn't this more fun than the "how slutty are you" test?