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  can't type! pls help!

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  calling all you computer experts out there!

  ijust got a new laptop and the keyboard has gremlins!

  when i type if i dont keep the fn button pressed i find it comes 64t 352e th5s ????!!!

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  sings from around the world

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  cocktail lounge, norway: .

  at a budapest zoo: .

  please do not feed the animals.

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  need slogan, ideas please!

  by pudd in

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  i know this is not jw related but can i tap into your wealth of wisdom and talents please!

  i work in a playgroup in a small village and we need to come up with a catchy/ humorous slogan to put on a banner on our float for the village festival parade this weekend.

  the over all theme is medieval, and as a playgroup we are dressed as robin hood and maid marions.

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  please unsramble "stonaiecdro"

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  if i stare at this any longer i will go mad!

  8 year olds homework

  ll i know is there is a yuletide connection.

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  What happened to the Stork??

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  cyrus says: "daddy, how was i born?".

  dad says: "ah, my son, i guess one day you will need to find out anyway!.

  well, you see your mom and i first got together in a chat room on msn.. then i set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a. cyber-cafe.

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  Hu is the new leader of China.

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  george: condi!

  george: yassir is in china?

  george: look, condi.

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  a frog goes into a bank.....

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  a frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.

  he can see from her nameplate that her name is patricia whack.

  "miss whack, i'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.

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  Single Woman

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  single woman

  a woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb.

  can of coffee, and a 1 lb.

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  nag nag nag!

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  an attorney got home late one evening after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, named wilbur wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight.

  his last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling tired and depressed.

  as soon as he got through the door his wife started on about, "what time of night do you call this?

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  Jesus in the cafe

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  an irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.

  the waitress nodded, so the englishman said to give jesus a cup of hot tea, my treat.. .

  " the waitress nodded, so the redneck said to give jesus a cold glass of coke, on his bill.. .