nickey,
thanks for the permission!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok so........who's up for literally decking the halls?
proudassmonkey
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Holiday decorations on the Kingdom Hall
by NaruNaruChan inyou know... last year i chickened out... but i'm thinkin there's these two trees in front of my old hall... and they look just like xmas trees... god, wouldn't it be funny if...?
if we had a mass movement and bunch of apostates went to as many kh in their cities and threw some decorations up?
i wonder if the dubs would think it's the end of the world!
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Are you with a JW or a non-JW?
by Out At 22 in.
my boyfriend (feels more like fiance though i guess as we've talked about but just need the ring) and i have been together over two yrs and living together for over a yr. he never was a jw, and professes to be no religon and isn't even sure god exsists.
is your signifigant other a jw or non-witness?
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proudassmonkey
this has turned into such a great thread. please everyone keep posting!!!
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Holiday decorations on the Kingdom Hall
by NaruNaruChan inyou know... last year i chickened out... but i'm thinkin there's these two trees in front of my old hall... and they look just like xmas trees... god, wouldn't it be funny if...?
if we had a mass movement and bunch of apostates went to as many kh in their cities and threw some decorations up?
i wonder if the dubs would think it's the end of the world!
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proudassmonkey
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
not only is it childish and foolish but it seems like a hell of a lot of fun and i for one want to do it..... hey tink... wanna help?
melissa
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prince the witness???????
by proudassmonkey in.
why the heck is prince a jehovah's witness????
just curious.. melissa
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proudassmonkey
why the heck is prince a jehovah's witness???? just curious.
melissa
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old friends, serial killer, apostate eye scan, and me the flying witch
by proudassmonkey inok so here's my dream that i had last night...... i was at the kingdom hall that i used to go to when i was little.
and i am sitting at the bookstudy and i get up to go to the bathroom.
i run across people i haven't seen in years (sarah kulik and morwenna borden are two that i remember) and i start talking to them and i want to tell them all about what i've come to learn about the borg since being out but i don't want to seem like an apostate so i don't.
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proudassmonkey
ok so here's my dream that i had last night.....
i was at the kingdom hall that i used to go to when i was little. and i am sitting at the bookstudy and i get up to go to the bathroom. i run across people i haven't seen in years (sarah kulik and morwenna borden are two that i remember) and i start talking to them and i want to tell them all about what i've come to learn about the borg since being out but i don't want to seem like an apostate so i don't. and way i guess i was gone for a substantial amount of time and i get back to the bookstudy and i am fumbling around looking for where we are. the conductor looks at me and makes some snide comment about me being gone so long or whatever (and yes i had a bs conductor who would have made snide comments) so i said FU** YOU and threw my book at his head. i walk out of the room and went into the lobby where again i ran into morwenna. as she and i were talking it came across in conversation that there was a serial killer on the loose killing the apostates. and i'm like well how can you tell that they are apostate. she said there's this eye scan that they do that if you are an apostate (i get a little unclear here how alll of this happens so bear with me) no light reflects from the eye. and i saw her's and it reflected like the sheep's eye i had recently disected in biology class and then she scanned mine and well no light reflected back and i am like OH SH**!! and all of a sudden everyone vanished and this man in a mask comes up with this weird spinning weapon but lo-and-behold i was able to levitate because i was a flying witch! it is i guess a good thing to tack on when you are already apostate. but i woke up hella scared and unable to move because it felt like i had a weird spinning weapon wrapped around my neck.
so i hope you all enjoyed my entertaining story/dream. and if anyone knows morwenna borden or sarah kulik, feel free to let me know ok?
melissa
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JWD "Secret Lingo"
by imallgrowedup inthanks to tinkerbell, i just learned what "bttt" stands for!
i'm just feeling so special now!
imwtk, (inquiring minds want to know).
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proudassmonkey
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh= a scream
i know i am good.....
melissa
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Welcome to Apostaville--Population: You
by joannadandy inso eyegirl and i want to move in together.
(can you imagine the decor?
sloan wants to move in with us.
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proudassmonkey
this town is shaping up to be full of lushes.........
I LOVE it!!
although tink will be cut off after one drink sorry.
oh yeah tink.... lay off the poor mormon bartender not only was he NOT mormon but he didn't give us a deal on our drinks! <lmao>
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Welcome to Apostaville--Population: You
by joannadandy inso eyegirl and i want to move in together.
(can you imagine the decor?
sloan wants to move in with us.
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proudassmonkey
i want to live in a two story house with tink as my downstairs neighbor......... close enough where i could run downstairs if she needed me or vice versa....... yet far enough away so i can get my freak on without getting all embarassed.....
oh yes and of course drinks at my house on the weekends.........
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Giving Away the Family Dog
by imallgrowedup ini was wondering if anyone out there has ever needed to find a new home for a family pet, and if so, how they handled breaking the news to the kids.
we got this dog when he was 13 weeks old and he is now 16 months old.
in the short time we have had him, despite all the love and attention he receives, he has destroyed our home!
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proudassmonkey
wow i hadn't realized this had become such a heated debate or else i wouldn't have added my bad joke into the mix......... so let's all take a moment and back away and take very deep calm soothing breathes........
there isn't that better?
melissa........
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Giving Away the Family Dog
by imallgrowedup ini was wondering if anyone out there has ever needed to find a new home for a family pet, and if so, how they handled breaking the news to the kids.
we got this dog when he was 13 weeks old and he is now 16 months old.
in the short time we have had him, despite all the love and attention he receives, he has destroyed our home!
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proudassmonkey
i know i know i know.....
He is an only child, and considers this dog to be the "brother" he never had.
just make him a little brother..... whip one up and he'll be fine.....
ok sorry bad joke but seriously the reality of life is that sometimes things don't work out. and instead of sugar coating it for your son let him know this. let him feel this. you will have made him a better person for this experience. it will not kill him and you know what they say "that which does not kill makes you stronger."