I was going through my old posts and found this thread. I thought it was funny and enjoyed rereading it. Does anyone have any new ones to add?
If you get insulted or scared when you are told you are an independent thinker you may be a JW
If you send your ice cream money to the society you may be a jw child
If you assume a couple is engaged because they are sitting next to each other and holding hands you may be a JW.