If getting ready means putting on a suit.......
YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.
If going out to the field has nothing to do with grass, baseball diamonds, or football ........
YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.
please continue my friends.......i know ya got some.....; )
YOU MIGHT BE A J.W.
by brandnew 128 Replies latest jw friends
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Village Idiot
If you fear going into back rooms. -
JW GoneBad
If you're sitting behind a card table looking like a dummie somewhere in public with an array of religious literature and not taking the initiative to engage someone in conversation but rather being unproductive, unfriendly, unfruitful and wasting valuable time.....
YOU MIGHT BE A JW
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JW GoneBad
I can have some fun with this thread.
Good idea brandnew.
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hoser
If going out to the field has nothing to do with grass, baseball diamonds, or football ........
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Brokeback Watchtower
If you come home, and you knock on your front door softly, wait 3 minutes and then go to your neighbors house and do the same thing, you might be a highly indoctrinated Jehovah Witness who forgot that this was your house.
If you love tight pants but will never wear them you might be a Jehovah witness.
If you think Jehovah gets sad all the time over trifles you might be a Jehovah Witness.
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Sour Grapes
You may be a J.W. if you have a Bible study without using the Bible.
You may be a J.W. if you introduce someone at the kingdom hall not by their name but as "your Bible study".
You may be a J.W. if going on vacation is going to a summer convention and going swimming at the hotel.
You may be a J.W. if you don't know what "soon" means.
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JW GoneBad
If one of your religious leaders has the initials AMIII and spends much of his time at airports getting-off looking at women in spandex...
YOU MIGHT BE A JW!
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Hairtrigger
If you call your compatriots "Friends" and ain't got any , you've gotta be jo wived!!
You can't speak worth a damn , yet give public talks , you've gotta be jo wived
You think only your shit smells divine yet condescend to smile and look benevolent to the rest of the..you've gotta be jo wived.
you have batass crazy ideas about the future, and arrive at batshit crazy conclusions about doctrines you've gotta be jo wived.
You are totally ignorant and matchingly confident, yu've gotta be jo wived.
Jo Wived= new expression from HT meaning married to the JW .org!! You are the bitch baby and the GB is gonna keep sticking it into you!!
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naazira
If your vocabulary consist of the words: new system, slave class, theocratic, privilege, just a little while longer, friends, organization or in harmony with..
If you go out of your way to number paragraphs in books.
For every worldly occurrence, you recall the time you read something about that in the Awake.