Posts by hardtobeme

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They dared !

by coalize in

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i can't believe they had the cheek to come out with that explanation.. it's no more "new light" it's "new scam"!!

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hardtobeme

I don't know why they got the Bibles on their hand when they don't use it at all.

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Astronomers Discover New Planet That Really Makes Earth Look Like Shit

by hardtobeme in

washingtoncalling it an unprecedented finding that fundamentally reshapes how humankind views its place in the universe, astronomers from nasa announced wednesday the discovery of a planet that makes earth look like absolute shit.. the space agencys researchers told the media that the recently identified planet, hd 904790 b, wipes the floor with earth in every possible way, pointing to the celestial bodys larger size, unblemished terrestrial surface, diverse and verdant landforms, and abundance of natural resources, all of which indicate that earth is a festering pile of garbage in comparison.. this is a thrilling and scientifically vital discovery that has substantially furthered our understanding of how much earth truly sucks, said lead researcher lisa shapiro, emphasizing that earth appears to be straight-up dogshit when contrasted with hd 904790 bs exceptional terrain and climate.

just taking into account this new planets flawless spherical shape, not to mention its pristine atmosphere free of methane and other toxic gases, reveals that our home world is pretty fucking pathetic when it comes down to it.. hd 904790 b has an extensive ring system that dwarfs saturns, zero tectonic plate activity, and more fresh water in just one of its massive, unpolluted oceans than we have on our entire worthless shitstain of a planet, she continued.

god, it makes me angry just to think of how much nicer it is there.. situated within the milky ways cygnus constellation, hd 904790 b possesses a frustratingly high number of attractive geological, atmospheric, and hydrological features that we poor saps living on earth can only dream of, nasa officials reported.

hardtobeme

WASHINGTON—Calling it an unprecedented finding that fundamentally reshapes how humankind views its place in the universe, astronomers from NASA announced Wednesday the discovery of a planet that makes Earth look like absolute shit.

The space agency’s researchers told the media that the recently identified planet, HD 904790 b, wipes the floor with Earth in every possible way, pointing to the celestial body’s larger size, unblemished terrestrial surface, diverse and verdant landforms, and abundance of natural resources, all of which indicate that Earth is a festering pile of garbage in comparison.

“This is a thrilling and scientifically vital discovery that has substantially furthered our understanding of how much Earth truly sucks,” said lead researcher Lisa Shapiro, emphasizing that Earth appears to be “straight-up dogshit” when contrasted with HD 904790 b’s exceptional terrain and climate. “Just taking into account this new planet’s flawless spherical shape, not to mention its pristine atmosphere free of methane and other toxic gases, reveals that our home world is pretty fucking pathetic when it comes down to it.”

“HD 904790 b has an extensive ring system that dwarfs Saturn’s, zero tectonic plate activity, and more fresh water in just one of its massive, unpolluted oceans than we have on our entire worthless shitstain of a planet,” she continued. “God, it makes me angry just to think of how much nicer it is there.”

Situated within the Milky Way’s Cygnus constellation, HD 904790 b possesses a frustratingly high number of attractive geological, atmospheric, and hydrological features that we poor saps living on Earth can only dream of, NASA officials reported. In particular, the newly discovered planet is said to contain lush, flowering biomes across all of its 340 million square miles, which reportedly do not include any of the barren tundras, glacial ice shelves, or arid deserts that contribute to Earth’s status as a lousy, second-rate excuse for an inhabitable terrestrial body.

Additionally, the space agency confirmed that the remarkable new planet boasts a perfectly circular orbit around its star, as well as a precisely aligned axial tilt that, in a far cry from the piece-of-shit hurricanes and blizzards that plague Earth, allows HD 904790 b to maintain a constant surface temperature of 75 degrees Fahrenheit year-round with a steady 5-mile-per-hour breeze.

“When you take into account everything HD 904790 b has going for it, it makes you feel embarrassed to be associated with our dumb fucking world,” said astronomer Gary Lopes, pointing to the planet’s dozen colorful, reflective moons that make Earth’s sole natural satellite look like the total joke that it is. “I used to think that the Himalayas were impressive, but not after we received data showing that this new planet has thousands of towering volcanic peaks that blow Mount Everest right out of the water. It’s flat-out humiliating to have to compare our planet against that.”

Noting how even the least remarkable square mile of HD 904790 b far outweighs the very best that Earth has to offer in terms of physical grandeur and mineral richness, NASA scientists told reporters they’ve decided to immediately discontinue their search for any more extrasolar planets, saying that it was “far too likely” that they could discover additional worlds that turn out to be a hell of a lot better than Earth.

“There’s no way I’m going to keep exploring the galaxy if it’s just going to make me feel like a complete dipshit for ever believing that my planet was anything special,” said astronomer Samantha Wilhelm, stating that if her team discovered a planet that was even better than HD 904790 b, she would “fucking kill [herself] on the spot.” “I even tried observing Neptune for a while in hopes that that gaseous sack of crap might make me feel better about being stuck on Earth, but it didn’t work. I can’t get HD 904790 b out of my head—it’s ruined the goddamn Earth for me forever.”

At press time, NASA astronomers had calculated that it would take them approximately 300,000 years to reach the new planet in a space capsule, but unanimously agreed that it was worth a shot rather than “spend another day on this stupid lump of shit.”

http://www.theonion.com/article/astronomers-discover-new-planet-that-really-makes--37986

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Looking Back In Retrospect To 1975...

by titch in

greetings, folks: so, it's been 40 years since 1975. and, if you were actively involved with the witnesses back then, the mindset of many was, that by early autumn of 1975, it would mark the anniversary of 6000 years of human existence.

and, the hope was then, that it would mark the start of the 1000-year of christ, from the heavenly realm.

but, looking back now, 40 years ago, in june of 1975, only 3 more months remained until early autumn.

hardtobeme

I was only 3 years old by that time. I didn't became a witness till 1992.

Shame on you GB!!!!! You wanted me and millions of innocent children killed by God.

You were promoting and asking for this. And since Jesus chose you as the only channel of communication, Is he guilty of this false prophesy you made???

I need an answer for that.

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Why would Jehovah and Jesus talk to Satan?

by hardtobeme in

if satan is the greatest apostate there is, why he was allowed to be in heaven?

job chapters 1 and 2 says that jehovah talked to him.

wasn't jehovah supposed to shun his son and set an example to all parents?.

hardtobeme

If Satan is the greatest apostate there is, Why he was allowed to be in heaven? Job chapters 1 and 2 says that Jehovah talked to him. Wasn't Jehovah supposed to shun his son and set an example to all parents?

Matthew chapter 4 shows that Jesus talked to his brother.

So, Satan was allowed in heaven till 1914? Everyone in heaven were allowed to talk to him. Was that to test the angels? Or what was the reason behind that?

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Blondie's Comments You Won't Hear at the 06-28-2015 WT Study (TRUST JAH)

by blondie in

6-28-15 blondies comments trust in jehovah (4/15/15 study wt).

http://www.jw.org/en/publications/magazines/ .

so how does the wts start out in the first paragraph?.

hardtobeme

"From your study of the Bible, you know how disfellowshipped ones are to be treated."

Where in the Bible does it says that you have to shun your own kids?

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Has anyone had a jw hack into their email/tablet/phone etc to spy?

by purrpurr in

jw
friends

i note stillin has had a recent problem with this.

i also know of two cases were an elder went through a brothers phone to get dirt on him.

and another were a sisters email was hacked into to get dirt on her.. in both cases apparently it was for their spiritual protection (!

hardtobeme

I know of two elder in the congregation that went thru all of the brothers facebook spying them. They called in on every single one to investigate why they had worldly friends and who were they.

They called on me too. I told them that what they were doing was totally wrong. But they kept on doing it anyways. They are just a bunch of losers!!!!

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Convention Tomorrow...

by freemindfade in

kill me.... it's hard to put into words just how badly i do no want to sit through this 3 days of bull $hit.

i will appreciate any and all words of condolence, humorous, serious, or otherwise.

hardtobeme

Where will it be? Is it Long Beach California???

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Reasoning on the New "1900 Years" JW Theology (from David Splane)

by FusionTheism in

inspired by the three recent threads on david splane's new video declaring, among other things, that there was no faithful slave for 1900 years, and there may not have even been any genuine anointed ones during those years, i decided to make this post.. here are the three previous threads on this topic:.

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/337200001/david-splane-address-bethelites.

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/323160001/new-david-splane-video-no-1900-year-faithful-slave.

hardtobeme

Remember, Don't count anything that happened before 1914.

I wonder, if there was not faithful slave until 1919, who gave the spiritual food to the first Christians? The letters that Paul, Peter, James, Judas and John wrote to the congregations and the brothers were not spiritual food at the proper time?

If the faithful and discreet slave is the governing body in our present, who was the governing body in the first century? Wasn't the first century governing body giving directions to the congregations and the preaching work? Who was in charge of feeding the brothers the spiritual food? Was there really a governing body?

According to jwfacts: "whereas the Governing Body was not established until 1971". Who was the faithful and discreet slave from 1919 (the year that supposedly Jesus chose them) till 1971? And by 1919 they weren't aware that Jesus chose them.

So, Jesus is responsible for misleading thousands, or millions of people after he chose the Watchtower. Here is what the Watchtower was teaching by that year:

The "Last Days" started in 17993 and the 1800s were the worst time period of all history
That Jesus presence commenced in 18743
That Jesus had begun ruling in 18784
Armageddon had occurred in 1914
That the end was going to come in 1925
That blood was acceptable as food for Christians
That Jesus should be prayed to and worshipped, as well as Jehovah
That the Great Crowd were a heavenly class
That birthdays and Christmas were acceptable celebrations
The cross was on the cover of the Watchtower
Teachings adapted from Freemasons, such as that pyramids and astrology supported 1914
Strong Zionist support for a new nation of Israel in fulfilment of Bible prophecy
That the Faithful and Discreet Slave was not the anointed, but rather Pastor Russell

Furthermore, the most noteworthy doctrine introduced in 1918 - that the earthly resurrection would start in 1925 - was a false and embarrassing failure.

Is Jesus responsible for promoting those teachings? He cleanse them from 1914 till 1919 when he chose them.

They have created a mess with this teaching. More questions arise than answers.

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What was your eye opening moment?

by WasOnceBlind in

if you had to pinpoint the time or experience that finally made you open your eyes, what would it be?.

i think for me it was the time i saw my dad shun his brother who he had not seen in decades just because he was a da'ed jw.

i thought to my self "no way jesus would do that.

hardtobeme

All Christians thru the ages were fooled that Jesus died on a cross, till Rutherford figured it out he died on a "Stake".

"According to the World Christian Encyclopedia (1982), it is estimated
that by A.D. 100 there were 1 million Christians in the Roman Empire
out of a population of 181 million. This means that by the end of the
first century less than 1 percent of the population (0.6% to be exact)
was Christian." It looks like Rutherford got the 144,000 wrong too.

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Why don’t we have a better story?

by iconoclastic in

1. some say we are all gods, and god is omnipresent..

2. some say: god created his children who later challenged his sovereignty, who in turn asked his eldest son: go down to the world, do not resist the wicked, but be murdered by them, the value of which will be used to atone the sins of the world..

3. universe arose out of a big bang.

hardtobeme

How about if we are really a Anunnaki experiment?

I have heard that many times, and even watch some videos on youtube.

Look them up.