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  OK folks the End is near. Sodom and Gomorrah.

  by James Mixon in

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  the reality show "dating naked".

  so the young lady said to the guy when they.

  first met, wow must you look straight at my you know what.. are they running out of ideas for reality shows????.

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  berrygerry

  I have a idea for a reality show, seven people on a boat with a small

  zoo for a year.

  
  

  How about seven men sent off on an ice floe?
  
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  An Ode to the Child Abuse Protectorate

  by berrygerry in

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  hey, you kids, sit here on my lap,your little ass, i'm surely gonna tap.god loves you, and i do too.how about i give you some of god's goo?is this a crime?

  i think not!it's not in the bible - believe it or not!faithful and discreet - well, ain't that sweet?god wants you to please my meat.and you keep quiet, for god is love.he's watching you, from high up above.satan hates us, the faithful slave.so don't be sayin' that we misbehave.god's foes are sayin' that we are lying.yeah, those dudes will soon be dying.some say governing body, others, governing bawdy.we could care less, if we're nice or naughty.we'll never get caught; never be exposed.about our naughty bits, between head and toes.it will all roll off us, like water off a duck.holy crap, oz royal commission!

  (with credit to leo greenlees and ewart chitty).

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  f***?

  If you glance at this really quickly, it looks like the WT logo.
  
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  An Ode to the Child Abuse Protectorate

  by berrygerry in

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  hey, you kids, sit here on my lap,your little ass, i'm surely gonna tap.god loves you, and i do too.how about i give you some of god's goo?is this a crime?

  i think not!it's not in the bible - believe it or not!faithful and discreet - well, ain't that sweet?god wants you to please my meat.and you keep quiet, for god is love.he's watching you, from high up above.satan hates us, the faithful slave.so don't be sayin' that we misbehave.god's foes are sayin' that we are lying.yeah, those dudes will soon be dying.some say governing body, others, governing bawdy.we could care less, if we're nice or naughty.we'll never get caught; never be exposed.about our naughty bits, between head and toes.it will all roll off us, like water off a duck.holy crap, oz royal commission!

  (with credit to leo greenlees and ewart chitty).

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  berrygerry

  

  Hey, you kids, sit here on my lap,
  Your little ass, I'm surely gonna tap.
  God loves you, and I do too.
  How about I give you some of God's goo?
  Is this a crime? I think not!
  It's not in the Bible - believe it or not!
  Faithful and discreet - well, ain't that sweet?
  God wants you to please my meat.
  And you keep quiet, for God is love.
  He's watching you, from high up above.
  Satan hates us, the faithful slave.
  So don't be sayin' that we misbehave.
  God's foes are sayin' that we are lying.
  Yeah, those dudes will soon be dying.
  Some say governing body, others, governing bawdy.
  We could care less, if we're nice or naughty.
  We'll never get caught; never be exposed.
  About our naughty bits, between head and toes.
  It will all roll off us, like water off a duck.
  Holy crap, Oz Royal Commission!

  What the f***?
  
  (With credit to Leo Greenlees and Ewart Chitty)
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  Can You Really Become Inactive Instead of DA'ing and Keep Your Family

  by truth-or-consequences in

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  oz branch coordinator terrence o'brien opined a number of times at about 1:00:00 until about 1:15:00 of his testimony, that a dub does not need to da, they can become "inactive.".

  i sent our beloved angus stewart my personal experience, as well as observations about official borg teachings.

  (he replied in short order.).

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  berrygerry

  Wife and I have faded out completely and we have been cut off by all the Dubs and a lot of family-dubs now have limited contact with us ie no invites or acceptance of our invites to socialise etc . So you will have to deal with this "conditional love" bred into the Dub DNA now.

  So it is the same treatment as DA, with occasional reminders to "Return to Jehovah."
  
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  Western Decline is a Reality - 2015 Memorial Attendance

  by berrygerry in

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  as has been observed in western congos, the decline is real.. usa is 12.475 % less -2015 vs 2014.

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  Think of it - how many hundreds of millions of pieces of paper thrust into the hands of "householders", year after year, and attendance is still stagnant.
  What an utter waste of time.

  They should put up ads online saying that they will pay people $100. to attend. Probably more cost-effective.
  
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  Western Decline is a Reality - 2015 Memorial Attendance

  by berrygerry in

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  as has been observed in western congos, the decline is real.. usa is 12.475 % less -2015 vs 2014.

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  Would not the 100-year hype and "Will this Memorial be our last?" have contributed to the rise in 2014?
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  Western Decline is a Reality - 2015 Memorial Attendance

  by berrygerry in

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  as has been observed in western congos, the decline is real.. usa is 12.475 % less -2015 vs 2014.

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  berrygerry

  Geez, you're right.

  Apologies (although I'm still glad it is negative)
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  Western Decline is a Reality - 2015 Memorial Attendance

  by berrygerry in

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  as has been observed in western congos, the decline is real.. usa is 12.475 % less -2015 vs 2014.

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  berrygerry

  2014 - 2,610,810

  2015 - 2,578,240
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  Western Decline is a Reality - 2015 Memorial Attendance

  by berrygerry in

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  as has been observed in western congos, the decline is real.. usa is 12.475 % less -2015 vs 2014.

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  berrygerry

  As has been observed in Western congos, the decline is real.

  USA is 12.475 % less -2015 vs 2014
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  Requested to have all the shepherding concerns in writing.

  by quincemyles in

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  i have not turned in a single field service report this year.

  i decided not to, after noticing the simple flaw in the calculation of 1914. the implications are huge, i.e the appointment of the fds is a fraud.

  i some days ago informed them of the private watchtower documents that are in my possession courtesy of the royal commission.

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  berrygerry

  I would echo Magnum's post.

  The Borg has sent out strong directives to CO's to whack elders into bringing back inactive ones.

  I am happy with my spirituality and with my personal relationship with Jehovah.
  
  As my personal relationship with Jehovah is just that, personal, I do not feel comfortable discussing something that important, and that personal, with anyone.