i have just finished reading 'brock talon's' two books.
in one of them, entitled journey to god's house, pub.
he comments on how the wt's pictures of the post-armageddon world do not agree with their doctrines, namely that those who are physically resurrected will not marry/have children.
Again, the Mormons have Dubs beat.
Polygamous marriage in heaven.
I was told by an "in-the-know" elder that in the drama at a Canadian convention where a patriarch (Noah?) and his family were resurrected, and Noah and his wife hugged.
Bethel quickly notified all other, and future conventions to ensure that Noah and his wife did not hug.
So, I paid attention to that part of the drama.
It was pretty bizarre to see this resurrected couple talking to each from 10 feet away.
about two months ago two very attractive ladies in their mid 30's signed on at one of the gyms i belong to.
for a while i noticed them watching me and naturally i assumed they were taking an interest in how i went about training my clients since many do before they decide to approach me and inquire about my services (i own a health and fitness consultancy).. sure enough one of them approached me a few weeks back and asked me for a business card, inquired about rates and various other aspects involved with signing on with me.
i handed her a card and explained that my client schedule was full but she should consider signing on with one of my personal trainers who still had some open spots available.
the reality show "dating naked".
so the young lady said to the guy when they.
first met, wow must you look straight at my you know what.. are they running out of ideas for reality shows????.
I have a idea for a reality show, seven people on a boat with a small
zoo for a year.
hey, you kids, sit here on my lap,your little ass, i'm surely gonna tap.god loves you, and i do too.how about i give you some of god's goo?is this a crime?
i think not!it's not in the bible - believe it or not!faithful and discreet - well, ain't that sweet?god wants you to please my meat.and you keep quiet, for god is love.he's watching you, from high up above.satan hates us, the faithful slave.so don't be sayin' that we misbehave.god's foes are sayin' that we are lying.yeah, those dudes will soon be dying.some say governing body, others, governing bawdy.we could care less, if we're nice or naughty.we'll never get caught; never be exposed.about our naughty bits, between head and toes.it will all roll off us, like water off a duck.holy crap, oz royal commission!
(with credit to leo greenlees and ewart chitty).
f***?
If you glance at this really quickly, it looks like the WT logo.
hey, you kids, sit here on my lap,your little ass, i'm surely gonna tap.god loves you, and i do too.how about i give you some of god's goo?is this a crime?
i think not!it's not in the bible - believe it or not!faithful and discreet - well, ain't that sweet?god wants you to please my meat.and you keep quiet, for god is love.he's watching you, from high up above.satan hates us, the faithful slave.so don't be sayin' that we misbehave.god's foes are sayin' that we are lying.yeah, those dudes will soon be dying.some say governing body, others, governing bawdy.we could care less, if we're nice or naughty.we'll never get caught; never be exposed.about our naughty bits, between head and toes.it will all roll off us, like water off a duck.holy crap, oz royal commission!
(with credit to leo greenlees and ewart chitty).
Hey, you kids, sit here on my lap,
Your little ass, I'm surely gonna tap.
God loves you, and I do too.
How about I give you some of God's goo?
Is this a crime? I think not!
It's not in the Bible - believe it or not!
Faithful and discreet - well, ain't that sweet?
God wants you to please my meat.
And you keep quiet, for God is love.
He's watching you, from high up above.
Satan hates us, the faithful slave.
So don't be sayin' that we misbehave.
God's foes are sayin' that we are lying.
Yeah, those dudes will soon be dying.
Some say governing body, others, governing bawdy.
We could care less, if we're nice or naughty.
We'll never get caught; never be exposed.
About our naughty bits, between head and toes.
It will all roll off us, like water off a duck.
Holy crap, Oz Royal Commission!
What the f***?
(With credit to Leo Greenlees and Ewart Chitty)
oz branch coordinator terrence o'brien opined a number of times at about 1:00:00 until about 1:15:00 of his testimony, that a dub does not need to da, they can become "inactive.".
i sent our beloved angus stewart my personal experience, as well as observations about official borg teachings.
(he replied in short order.).
Wife and I have faded out completely and we have been cut off by all the Dubs and a lot of family-dubs now have limited contact with us ie no invites or acceptance of our invites to socialise etc . So you will have to deal with this "conditional love" bred into the Dub DNA now.
So it is the same treatment as DA, with occasional reminders to "Return to Jehovah."
as has been observed in western congos, the decline is real.. usa is 12.475 % less -2015 vs 2014.
Think of it - how many hundreds of millions of pieces of paper thrust into the hands of "householders", year after year, and attendance is still stagnant.
What an utter waste of time.
They should put up ads online saying that they will pay people $100. to attend. Probably more cost-effective.
as has been observed in western congos, the decline is real.. usa is 12.475 % less -2015 vs 2014.
as has been observed in western congos, the decline is real.. usa is 12.475 % less -2015 vs 2014.
Geez, you're right.
Apologies (although I'm still glad it is negative)
as has been observed in western congos, the decline is real.. usa is 12.475 % less -2015 vs 2014.
2014 - 2,610,810
2015 - 2,578,240
