Posts by berrygerry

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Jokes for MARY

by rebel8 in

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*disclaimer: these are just jokes!

mary is having a really crappy time playing the cards life has dealt her right now and that is no joke.

but since we know how fond she is of jokes, maybe we can cheer her up.*.

berrygerry

Warning - Blonde joke ahead

My favourite joke (it may be from this forum)

A blonde driver is pulled over for speeding, by a blonde policewoman, and is asked for her driver's license.

The driver begins rummaging through her purse, and asks what the license looks like.

The policewoman says that it is small, rectangular, and has the driver's picture on it.

The driver finds a small mirror in her purse, looks at it, says: "Oh, this is it," and hands it to the officer.

The policewoman looks at the mirror, and says: "Oh, I didn't realize that you were a cop, too. You can go."

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RC 2016 Leaks & Releases

by wifibandit in

in an effort to reduce the number of posts, this year i will try to add links to this post.

now, on with the leaks & releases!

first up.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nzvwhflss4.

berrygerry

Okay.

Hope For What We Do Not See

I had to stop at the 17:00 mark.

This is the most vomitable POS that I have ever seen.

Unreal.

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RC 2016 Leaks & Releases

by wifibandit in

in an effort to reduce the number of posts, this year i will try to add links to this post.

now, on with the leaks & releases!

first up.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nzvwhflss4.

berrygerry

"Leaks and Releases"
Seriously, Wifi, shouldn't that be in the pre-teen male humour section.

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RC 2016 Leaks & Releases

by wifibandit in

in an effort to reduce the number of posts, this year i will try to add links to this post.

now, on with the leaks & releases!

first up.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nzvwhflss4.

berrygerry

"It's getting really bad out there."

(Cut to scene outside.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjYS_-FtW80

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Paradise-Like Image - Why?

by berrygerry in

reading an amusing bible story (revised slightly), and noticed how much the earth is like a paradise.. wasn't it supposed to be thorns and thistles?.

http://imgur.com/hcu1uxt.

berrygerry

Reading an amusing Bible Story (revised slightly), and noticed how much the earth is like a paradise.

Wasn't it supposed to be thorns and thistles?

http://imgur.com/HcU1uXT

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Jehovahs Witness Child Custody Brochure

by What Now? in

does anyone have a link or pdf copy of this?

i have a disfellowshipped friend who shares custody of her daughter with her witness ex-husband.

she is starting to have a lot of issues with the arrangement - her ex-husband and extended family (all witnesses) are constantly undermining her, bullying her daughter into changing her mind about certain decisions that they had already made together.

berrygerry

Which country is your friend in?

Be prepared for the biggest pack of lies to be headed your friend's way.

Also, have your friend read this Canadian case:

http://www.canlii.org/en/bc/bcsc/doc/2016/2016bcsc56/2016bcsc56.html?searchUrlHash=AAAAAQAHamVob3ZhaAAAAAAB&resultIndex=6

Coud Have Been Worse

by berrygerry in

perp declared dangerous offender.

http://www.canlii.org/en/bc/bcca/doc/2016/2016bcca127/2016bcca127.html?searchurlhash=aaaaaqahamvob3zhaaaaaaab&resultindex=2.

dangerous offender at kingdom hall (imagine if the 13-year-old were going door-to-door with another child?).

berrygerry

Perp Declared Dangerous Offender

http://www.canlii.org/en/bc/bcca/doc/2016/2016bcca127/2016bcca127.html?searchUrlHash=AAAAAQAHamVob3ZhaAAAAAAB&resultIndex=2

Dangerous Offender at Kingdom Hall (Imagine if the 13-year-old were going door-to-door with another child?)

December 19, 2011- the appellant received 60 days in custody for breach of his s. 810.1 recognizance after meeting with an adult Jehovah’s Witness and a 13 year old boy at the appellant’s apartment as well as subsequently having contact with children at a meeting at the local Kingdom Hall. There, he was seen paying particular attention to children over the course of two hours.

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Raising kids in a split faith household

by rathernotsay in

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friends

hi guys, don't know if this is the right place to ask but id like to hear other peoples experiences with raising kids in a household with split faiths.

just for a bit of a back story, my wife and i have been married for comming up 6 years.

we have 3 kids, 2 boys aged 5 and 3 and a 8 week old girl.

berrygerry

This post is one of the best that I've seen:

https://www.reddit.com/r/exjw/comments/4iv07u/bible_drama_backfire/

Most bible Stories could be played out in the same manner.

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Where did Jehovah go ?

by Deleteandrestart in

for the many years i was mentally " in " the congregation, i equated the organisation as interchangeable with the persona of jehovah, in effect whatever the organisation said or thought, that was what jehovah thought and that was what jehovah said.... it was that simple.

so when i found out the ttatt and the cynical moves of the organisation over the years,including 1975 , the donation arrangements, the united nations, etc i was devastated and thought " where's jehovah in all of this?".

the god who i'd poured my heart out to on many occasions and who i thought was silently listening and hearing my pleas ..... was not there , .

berrygerry

A good starting point is to watch the movie "The Invention of Lying."

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Where did Jehovah go ?

by Deleteandrestart in

for the many years i was mentally " in " the congregation, i equated the organisation as interchangeable with the persona of jehovah, in effect whatever the organisation said or thought, that was what jehovah thought and that was what jehovah said.... it was that simple.

so when i found out the ttatt and the cynical moves of the organisation over the years,including 1975 , the donation arrangements, the united nations, etc i was devastated and thought " where's jehovah in all of this?".

the god who i'd poured my heart out to on many occasions and who i thought was silently listening and hearing my pleas ..... was not there , .

berrygerry

I saw someone on this forum mention Jehovah as the invisible cult leader and it has stuck with me. As a cult leader he becomes whatever you want him to be.
(of course you can't get to Jehovah except through them - they invented him!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWyCCJ6B2WE