screw it, I'll take a go.
1. No, that was the beginning of his presence. He's magic, he can be somewhere without actually going there.
2. No, see above.
3. Whichever is most convenient at the time. I think it's been called a parable most recently, but they still treat it as a prophecy, so you choose.
4. Nope. Jesus is present, but hasn't come. Once he comes he'll do the appointing.
5. I think that's still 1914.
6. Yet to come
7. Nope, they just get the fringe benefits of hanging out with the uber special anointed ones.
8. You shouldn't! don't you know that reading the bible is how you become an apostate!
9. No clear stance that I'm aware of after the recent FDS changes, so by default he must still have been (that's a fun conjugation) anointed since they haven't spelled it out.
How'd I do? Am I wasting enough of my life to have passed the quiz?