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  Are there any doctrines which all Christian religions follow.

  by jwfacts in

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  i cannot think of a single doctrine that is so clearly laid out in the bible that every christian sect teaches the same point.

  are there any doctrine where there is total consensus amongst all christian religions, including jehovah's witnesses?.

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  tepidpoultry

  Regarding neutral gender I have developed the following:

  People are "neutroids"

  Instead of he and she for instance we have "ne"

  "nim" instead of her or him

  Etcetera

  There is a petition in the lobby as you exit

  Thank-you

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  attended funeral.

  by zeb in

  1. jw
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  to show respects for the older bro who died.. first thing i noticed.

  the noise!..

  jw never learn to sit and do so quietly.

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  tepidpoultry

  No one cries

  My mom was jacked up on pharmaceuticals at Dad' funeral so she

  wouldn't cry

  They generally believe that crying shows a lack of faith

  :(
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  attended funeral.

  by zeb in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  to show respects for the older bro who died.. first thing i noticed.

  the noise!..

  jw never learn to sit and do so quietly.

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  tepidpoultry

  For my Dad who was in since 1950

  Bro forgot his life info/story

  So just the propaganda part

  No apology

  Crap thing could've been for anybody,

  Family friend came up to me after and said

  "This is wrong Tepid, you should go up and talk about your father!"

  Considered it but I was a little distraught to gather everybody

  back together and give an impromptu talk,

  This "Thing" dehumanizes

  It's sick,

  An important reason that I'm out!

  I know we all have our stories here

  Thanks for listening to one of mine

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  Occupations that will disappear

  by joker in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  while growing up in the cult one thing that always bothered me was the way witnesses could forecast jobs/occupations that we're going to vanish in their new world.. for example, we would usually discuss at saturday night wt studies how doctors, nurses, funeral directors, and soldiers would go the way of the dodo.

  i always found discussions like that just so strange.. in hs, i mounted an unsuccessful effort to enter veterinary sciences, the big answer was always "why" it won't be needed after armageddon 😝😜.

  does anyone have their own story about professions that the witnesses believe will not be needed after the big a ?.

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  tepidpoultry

  Pyramidologist
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  Beardless Jesus. Why?

  by UnshackleTheChains in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  beardless jesus in watchtower publications between 1930s and 1960s.

  a simple detail 'deliberately' left out.

  the question is why?.

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  tepidpoultry

  Well look,

  The man could raise the dead!

  Why would a little miracle electrolysis not be within reach?

  Have a little faith!!

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  Beardless Jesus. Why?

  by UnshackleTheChains in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  beardless jesus in watchtower publications between 1930s and 1960s.

  a simple detail 'deliberately' left out.

  the question is why?.

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  tepidpoultry

  
  
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  Beardless Jesus. Why?

  by UnshackleTheChains in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  beardless jesus in watchtower publications between 1930s and 1960s.

  a simple detail 'deliberately' left out.

  the question is why?.

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  tepidpoultry

  Didn't want Jesus to look like a reefer crazed beatnik bastard, I don't think

  they were very hep on jazz either

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  Oh also Rutherford hated beards too, he would 've given me a trimmin' he

  would, Tepid unless you lose the unsightly facial hair, you will not, I say

  NOT be allowed to clean Lord Rutherford's Master Toilet in San Diego,

  now scamper off!!

  ARRRRRRR!!!
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  How Do JWs Reconcile Contradictions Between Mt. and Lk. and Their Birth Stories?

  by Saename in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  does anybody know how jehovah's witnesses reconcile the contradictions between the stories of jesus' birth as found in matthew and luke?

  when i was a jehovah's witness, i wasn't even aware of this contradiction; i simply thought that all of it happen—namely that there was a census (luke 2) and the slaughter of the innocents (matthew 2) simultaneously.

  but at the time i didn't know that the census took place in 6 ce and that herod the great died in 4 bce, thus placing those birth stories 10 years apart in time.

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  tepidpoultry

  How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

  I await your thesis

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  How Do JWs Reconcile Contradictions Between Mt. and Lk. and Their Birth Stories?

  by Saename in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  does anybody know how jehovah's witnesses reconcile the contradictions between the stories of jesus' birth as found in matthew and luke?

  when i was a jehovah's witness, i wasn't even aware of this contradiction; i simply thought that all of it happen—namely that there was a census (luke 2) and the slaughter of the innocents (matthew 2) simultaneously.

  but at the time i didn't know that the census took place in 6 ce and that herod the great died in 4 bce, thus placing those birth stories 10 years apart in time.

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  tepidpoultry

  Vidiot:

  I love your meme!

  HELLOOOO?

  ANYBODY THERE??

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  "Don't listen to apostates!!"

  by Schnufti in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  next time a jw says that to me, i will ask him to read the following from "what does the bible really teach":.

  watchtower itself uses this illustration.

  so why is it that they throw apostates out of the congregation?.

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  tepidpoultry

  Because illustrations can only be used to make THEIR point?

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