Yes Ucantnome, But would make you a Bad Machine (See Midnight Express movie)
Phats
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47If you were on your death bed, what is the ONE thing you would say you have learnt ?
by new hope and happiness ini think i would say " you can not change others you can only change your self" .
if you cant think of anything what is the next number in this sequence?.
what do these sums have in common?.
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You don't seem to be as happy anymore!?
by stuckinarut2 ini have been told by some in the cong that i don't seem to be as happy anymore..."what's wrong?
" they ask..... i feel like screaming out "i'm not happy because i'm going insane living a sham fake life stuck in the org pretending to be a good ms and witness!".
i really do feel it is taking a toll on me...and even the damn bros and sis are now seeing it!.
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Wow DATA-DAG.
That's gonna set the tongues a waggin & no mistake.
Phats.
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Caleb asks his Dad a question.
by LogCon incaleb: dad, can i ask you a question?.
dad: of course, my son.
havent i told you that you can come to me whenever you have a question?.
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I can't believe it. I just waved out of my window towards the Crystal Palace area.
Ha!!
Phats.
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Caleb asks his Dad a question.
by LogCon incaleb: dad, can i ask you a question?.
dad: of course, my son.
havent i told you that you can come to me whenever you have a question?.
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Oh Man.... SuperBoy.
I could keep this going for hours.
Crystal Palace hay... Not that far from me. I'll wave out of my window to say hi.
I always heard that Crystal Palace was a bit of a dodgy cong with loads of juicy stuff going on.
That was some time ago though. I'm sure it's been beaten down...(I mean lovingly taken care of) by now though.
Phats.
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You don't seem to be as happy anymore!?
by stuckinarut2 ini have been told by some in the cong that i don't seem to be as happy anymore..."what's wrong?
" they ask..... i feel like screaming out "i'm not happy because i'm going insane living a sham fake life stuck in the org pretending to be a good ms and witness!".
i really do feel it is taking a toll on me...and even the damn bros and sis are now seeing it!.
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It's because you're letting Satan into your life you know.
Happyness can only be found in the LO (Loving organization)
I thought everyone new that.
Phats
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Caleb asks his Dad a question.
by LogCon incaleb: dad, can i ask you a question?.
dad: of course, my son.
havent i told you that you can come to me whenever you have a question?.
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Hay SuperBoy.
If you're in the UK then you & me should be out side enjoying this sunshine & not on our computers slagging of the LO (It is more fun though;)
Here's another one.
Caleb: But I still just don't understand Dad. Please help me here.
Dad: Okay...... Do you remember your uncle Charley Caleb?
Caleb: Do you mean that man that came around ones when I was really young & was banging on the door crying like a baby & shouting that he wanted Granddad, Nanny & you to.... How was it? are yes I remember...... "Please. Please. Please. Please don't shut me out like this" & you Mummy, Sissy, Granddad & Nanny were all hiding behind the door until he turned away still crying?
Dad: Yes that's the guy.
Caleb: & you said that him going so quickly must have ben a blessing from the LO...(Sorry I meant Jehovah.)
Dad: Yes...
Caleb: oh I see. Well maybe I'll stop asking those types of bad questions then Dad.
Dad: You've got it son. Isn't it so good to have such a loving God that he would work so hard in keeping his flock clean?
Caleb: Yes Dad....Er, Yes.
Dad: Good boy Caleb.
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Caleb asks his Dad a question.
by LogCon incaleb: dad, can i ask you a question?.
dad: of course, my son.
havent i told you that you can come to me whenever you have a question?.
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That was a good one SuperBoy,
Dad: Look Caleb. The way you are reasoning is getting me worried.
Caleb: Why's that Dad?
Dad: It's bending all the lies I've hid behind for so long & it hurts my brian to think in any way that may bring the LO (Loving Organization) into some kind of scrutiny.
Caleb: What's scrutiny Dad?
Dad: It's something that only the LO can do to us. We must never do it to them or the LO ("Dam... I keep forgetting...) I mean Jehovah as it makes him sad & when you make him sad he will cause you much pain son..... so much pain.
Caleb: But doesn't Jehovah love me Dad?
Dad: Yes you know he dose...& your using that apostate tone again son..careful now.
Caleb: Sorry again Dad but.
Dad:... Caleb....
Caleb: Okay. Okay. If Jehovah loves me then why would he want to cause any of us any pain when he must know how bad pain feels because he created us with all the feelings that we have.
Dad: Right that's it... We're off to brother Hard Nose & he can explain these deeper things to you.
Caleb: But I don't understand Dad.
Dad: If you don't get baptized pretty soon son I've got no chance of getting appointed because your lack of submission to the LO will reflect badly on my teaching skills & will bring up questions in the next CO elders meeting as to wether I'm fully indoctrinated ....Duh... I mean spiritual. There, you've got me doing it now. That's it..... you must be doing something with satan as he seems to have you in his grip. This is worse than I thought. Right we're of to get you straightened out son.
Caleb: So is that straightening me out to see things as truthful or bending me into believing all the lies Dad?
Dad: OMG... The boys on the verge of full on Satanism. I just hope we've got him in time. I'm never going to get my appointment at this rate. Dam you Caleb.
Caleb: Sorry dad.
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If you were on your death bed, what is the ONE thing you would say you have learnt ?
by new hope and happiness ini think i would say " you can not change others you can only change your self" .
if you cant think of anything what is the next number in this sequence?.
what do these sums have in common?.
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I had this very conversation with an Elder that I went to see in a hospice who I new very well (blood relative).
He said to me these few things.
He wished he had not worried about all the silly things that he was told he must worry about.
He wished he did more of the things he wanted to do rather than the things he was told to do.
He wished he had followed his own mind rather than the mind he was told to follow.
He was a good man & 3 days later, he was dead...
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Caleb asks his Dad a question.
by LogCon incaleb: dad, can i ask you a question?.
dad: of course, my son.
havent i told you that you can come to me whenever you have a question?.
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Yes Smiddy, &
Dad: Caleb, I'm worried about some words you have been using far to often these days.
Caleb: what are those Dad?
Dad: words like If & Why. these are words that must only be used when in the context of agreeing with the LO (loving Organization) & what's this with you saying ‘… if what they say is true…’ Your on a sticky wicket with that type of apostate talk.
Caleb: Sorry Dad.
Dad: Well get your act together son or I'm not (& I'm going to make sure your mother & any of your loving loyal family members.) going to be talking to you for the rest of our lives if you don't, & remember this. It will all be your fault.
Caleb: Okay Dad.
Dad: Love you son.
Caleb: Er....... Love you to Dad.
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Carl Sagan Quotation
by Mum inthe scientific mind can hone in on some great, but sometimes obvious facts.
i love this one:.
one of the saddest lessons of history is this: if we've been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle.
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I'm there right with you Oubliette, I'm holding on to mine like the prized pair of gonads between my legs (I'm making sure I don't squeeze to tight though;)
Phats.