Just my opinion... I'd normaly be inclined to dispose of this waste of good oxygen, however due to recent events I remain skeptical. The "guilty" verdict doesn't hold as much weight as it did a year ago. I'm going to need to be convinced BEYOND a reasonable doubt. Pass me the tinfoil hat
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Tsarnaev guilty - should he get death or not?
by Simon ini think he probably will (it is the us after all) but i hope he doesn't.
he caused incredible pain and suffering to men, women and children who had never done anything to him.
many died in unimaginable agony, others are disabled for life.
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A Toast to All the Brave Kids Who Broke Up with Their Toxic Moms
by rebel8 insometimes holidays can be hard on us.
some of us deserve a little toast today.. a toast to all the brave kids who broke up with their toxic moms.
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Thanks for reminding some of us that we are not alone in our situation. I offered to take mine out to lunch today but she had the meeting. I Still had a great time
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Atheist Miracles
by Perry ini reworded a variation of a common critique of atheists to my own liking.
no, i do not hate atheists, i love them!
they keep me from getting bored.
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How is it any more ridiculous than, something made people out of dust and kills them for eating fruit. Gets pissed off at snakes and takes away their legs, floods the whole world and sends his son on a kamikaze mission to calm himself down, and then expect us to kiss his murderous ass?
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TROLLEY WITNESSING BECOMING A ROUSING SUCESSS!
by nowwhat? infrom last weeks meeting.
"we are now going to talk about experiences from trolley witnesssing" .
this is the honest to god response.
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"emergency kit / go-bags" Witnesses could take a lesson from here!
by stuckinarut2 inwe all know how the witnesses love to brag about being "prepared by jehovah" to cope with disasters etc.... and to have an emergency kit!.
its all been done before....and not through "guidance by jehovah"!.
https://www.lds.org/topics/emergency-preparedness?lang=eng .
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Don't tell MomMom we're having ham on Good Friday
by GrreatTeacher inmy husband went to work with a terrible sinus infection today.
he works outdoors and it rained today, so i felt really bad for him and decided to cook him a nice dinner.. the local grocery store had a promotion in the month before easter where when you shop there for 4 weeks in a row you get a free easter ham.
we got the ham, i never coded it in my head as an easter ham, just a ham which, for us, is a very nice dinner.. so, today i popped the ham in the oven as a kind of consolation prize to my husband for having to work while sick today.. i completely forgot that today is good friday.
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Ninja edit: Jesus is a poor driver, My car is upside down. JESUS TAKE MY BRETHELIZER. does that hold up in court?
maybe in Indiana.
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Don't tell MomMom we're having ham on Good Friday
by GrreatTeacher inmy husband went to work with a terrible sinus infection today.
he works outdoors and it rained today, so i felt really bad for him and decided to cook him a nice dinner.. the local grocery store had a promotion in the month before easter where when you shop there for 4 weeks in a row you get a free easter ham.
we got the ham, i never coded it in my head as an easter ham, just a ham which, for us, is a very nice dinner.. so, today i popped the ham in the oven as a kind of consolation prize to my husband for having to work while sick today.. i completely forgot that today is good friday.
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Don't tell MomMom we're having ham on Good Friday
by GrreatTeacher inmy husband went to work with a terrible sinus infection today.
he works outdoors and it rained today, so i felt really bad for him and decided to cook him a nice dinner.. the local grocery store had a promotion in the month before easter where when you shop there for 4 weeks in a row you get a free easter ham.
we got the ham, i never coded it in my head as an easter ham, just a ham which, for us, is a very nice dinner.. so, today i popped the ham in the oven as a kind of consolation prize to my husband for having to work while sick today.. i completely forgot that today is good friday.
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Mr. G, any God who puts dietary restrictions after giving us animal and vegetable As a food source; I can't abide by that schedule. Today I ate pork ribs, brisket, and ice cream. All in one sitting. I am damned by the Catholics, Jew, and Muslims. Eff em. oh yeah, I pissed off the OT. God with gluttony. But maybe I'm in the clear for getting sloppy on the blood of our undead savior, his blood gets me seeing double. -
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You heathen. Our lord and savior doesn't need breakfast. Easter is about the magic bunny copulating with a rooster. Somehow producing psychedelic eggs made of chocolate. Dumbass
ill pray for you.
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Pope Francis - "does just so..." washes feet of women, Muslims, criminals
by scotoma inthe watchtower is always concerned about things being done "just so" when it comes to divine commands.. a command is usually set forth with words such as shall, should, ought.. when jesus washed the feet of his disciples he said:.
"therefore, if i, although lord and teacher, washed your feet, you also ought to wash the feet of one another".
the pope obeys christ's foot washing command but jw's don't.. what's the jw's excuse?
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I see the parallel. Christ-like, not just Christian. On that note, I'm ready for my foot massage from the g.b.
Seroiusly, 8 grandpas running a train on my feet gets me super hard... For a bible study. This cup of our saviors blood is for you fine folks. Happy Easter... I mean Passover.