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  On the Relevancy of The Institutionalization of Sin

  by Perry in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  child murder, sodomy & corrupting the human genome are not new sins, they are old ones.

  what is new is their institutionalization.

  but even that isn't totally new.

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  Anytime I hear someone condemn the gays, all I hear is, "boo hoo, I'm angry because I'm not getting laid".
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  Newspaper article: 'Rise of ISIS and earthquakes are WARNINGS before ARMAGEDDON destroys Earth'

  by AndersonsInfo in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/581439/rise-isis-earthquakes-warnings-before-armageddon-apocalypse-end-destroys-volcanoes-earth.

  the "end" of mankind, which has been long predicted by jehovah's witnesses, could happen as soon as this year - according to latest announcement from the christian religion.. in the latest edition of jehovah's witnesses monthly publication watchtower, an article translated into 700 languages - urges people to join the religion or face certain death when god sends his forces from the heavens to "remove all world leaders," "exterminate his enemies" and "rid the world of satan".. critics have lambasted the warning of a coming armageddon as yet another "failed prediction" by the religion, which has previously delivered similar alerts such as a foretold apocalypse in 1975.. indeed, jehovah's witnesses have been warning people of the need to recognise jehovah or face certain death when the "end" comes for more than 100 years.. the christian-based religion was founded in the 1870s by charles taze russell in pittsburgh, pennsylvania, us, as an offshoot from the bible studies movement.. today, there are 8.2million jehovah's witness evangelists, while 19.9 million celebrated their annual memorial festival marking christ's death - worldwide in 2014.. followers do not believe in military service and will not accept blood transfusions.. in a new eight-page article, watchtower said jehovah's witness leaders are now "convinced" humans are in their "final days" before the armageddon.. they cite an increase in global armed conflict, such as the rise of the islamic state terror group, as well as natural disasters such as volcanoes and earthquakes.. the lengthy article, written by an unnamed author, said: "will god let humans continue to dominate one another and threaten the future of mankind?

  no, as we have seen, he will step in and bring an end to centuries of misery and oppression.

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  Thanks andersoninfo. For the Post. As a businessman myself, I'd give my left testicle for the ability to B.S. The Masses on the G.B level. I'd be... Still retarded. But I'd be better at it.😃
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  Newspaper article: 'Rise of ISIS and earthquakes are WARNINGS before ARMAGEDDON destroys Earth'

  by AndersonsInfo in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/581439/rise-isis-earthquakes-warnings-before-armageddon-apocalypse-end-destroys-volcanoes-earth.

  the "end" of mankind, which has been long predicted by jehovah's witnesses, could happen as soon as this year - according to latest announcement from the christian religion.. in the latest edition of jehovah's witnesses monthly publication watchtower, an article translated into 700 languages - urges people to join the religion or face certain death when god sends his forces from the heavens to "remove all world leaders," "exterminate his enemies" and "rid the world of satan".. critics have lambasted the warning of a coming armageddon as yet another "failed prediction" by the religion, which has previously delivered similar alerts such as a foretold apocalypse in 1975.. indeed, jehovah's witnesses have been warning people of the need to recognise jehovah or face certain death when the "end" comes for more than 100 years.. the christian-based religion was founded in the 1870s by charles taze russell in pittsburgh, pennsylvania, us, as an offshoot from the bible studies movement.. today, there are 8.2million jehovah's witness evangelists, while 19.9 million celebrated their annual memorial festival marking christ's death - worldwide in 2014.. followers do not believe in military service and will not accept blood transfusions.. in a new eight-page article, watchtower said jehovah's witness leaders are now "convinced" humans are in their "final days" before the armageddon.. they cite an increase in global armed conflict, such as the rise of the islamic state terror group, as well as natural disasters such as volcanoes and earthquakes.. the lengthy article, written by an unnamed author, said: "will god let humans continue to dominate one another and threaten the future of mankind?

  no, as we have seen, he will step in and bring an end to centuries of misery and oppression.

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  Protarded

  I must apologize for my post. I had, had a few drinks and posted on the wrong thread.

  Thats my my story and I'm sticking to it.
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  Newspaper article: 'Rise of ISIS and earthquakes are WARNINGS before ARMAGEDDON destroys Earth'

  by AndersonsInfo in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/581439/rise-isis-earthquakes-warnings-before-armageddon-apocalypse-end-destroys-volcanoes-earth.

  the "end" of mankind, which has been long predicted by jehovah's witnesses, could happen as soon as this year - according to latest announcement from the christian religion.. in the latest edition of jehovah's witnesses monthly publication watchtower, an article translated into 700 languages - urges people to join the religion or face certain death when god sends his forces from the heavens to "remove all world leaders," "exterminate his enemies" and "rid the world of satan".. critics have lambasted the warning of a coming armageddon as yet another "failed prediction" by the religion, which has previously delivered similar alerts such as a foretold apocalypse in 1975.. indeed, jehovah's witnesses have been warning people of the need to recognise jehovah or face certain death when the "end" comes for more than 100 years.. the christian-based religion was founded in the 1870s by charles taze russell in pittsburgh, pennsylvania, us, as an offshoot from the bible studies movement.. today, there are 8.2million jehovah's witness evangelists, while 19.9 million celebrated their annual memorial festival marking christ's death - worldwide in 2014.. followers do not believe in military service and will not accept blood transfusions.. in a new eight-page article, watchtower said jehovah's witness leaders are now "convinced" humans are in their "final days" before the armageddon.. they cite an increase in global armed conflict, such as the rise of the islamic state terror group, as well as natural disasters such as volcanoes and earthquakes.. the lengthy article, written by an unnamed author, said: "will god let humans continue to dominate one another and threaten the future of mankind?

  no, as we have seen, he will step in and bring an end to centuries of misery and oppression.

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  And again, coming from a proud white male. Flush this turd down the toilet and don't leave a grave marker to honor him. I say the same about the knockout game all star too. Leave no memory of these pieces.
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  Newspaper article: 'Rise of ISIS and earthquakes are WARNINGS before ARMAGEDDON destroys Earth'

  by AndersonsInfo in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/581439/rise-isis-earthquakes-warnings-before-armageddon-apocalypse-end-destroys-volcanoes-earth.

  the "end" of mankind, which has been long predicted by jehovah's witnesses, could happen as soon as this year - according to latest announcement from the christian religion.. in the latest edition of jehovah's witnesses monthly publication watchtower, an article translated into 700 languages - urges people to join the religion or face certain death when god sends his forces from the heavens to "remove all world leaders," "exterminate his enemies" and "rid the world of satan".. critics have lambasted the warning of a coming armageddon as yet another "failed prediction" by the religion, which has previously delivered similar alerts such as a foretold apocalypse in 1975.. indeed, jehovah's witnesses have been warning people of the need to recognise jehovah or face certain death when the "end" comes for more than 100 years.. the christian-based religion was founded in the 1870s by charles taze russell in pittsburgh, pennsylvania, us, as an offshoot from the bible studies movement.. today, there are 8.2million jehovah's witness evangelists, while 19.9 million celebrated their annual memorial festival marking christ's death - worldwide in 2014.. followers do not believe in military service and will not accept blood transfusions.. in a new eight-page article, watchtower said jehovah's witness leaders are now "convinced" humans are in their "final days" before the armageddon.. they cite an increase in global armed conflict, such as the rise of the islamic state terror group, as well as natural disasters such as volcanoes and earthquakes.. the lengthy article, written by an unnamed author, said: "will god let humans continue to dominate one another and threaten the future of mankind?

  no, as we have seen, he will step in and bring an end to centuries of misery and oppression.

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  It is a shite situation. The man was obviously a Loon. He should receive lashes from the victims families until put to death.... Horrifically. In my opinion, this should be standard operating procedure for situations like this.of any race.behave like an animal, be disposed of as a dangerous animal.
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  The incredibly white NAACP leader

  by Simon in

  1. social
  2. current

  this is a bizarre story.. there is a woman who is the local leader of the naacp who is obviously trying to mislead people into believing she is black who is actually white.

  very white.. she obviously gets a tan regularly but looks more orange.

  yes, orange really is the new black!.

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  Ya know, I'm about tired of this whole "it's not ok to be white" movement. And if you are white, you better not be proud of it. And jumping shitballs, for gods sake don't dare be white and have a penis between your legs, that's racist. #killwhitey #check your privileges.

  Well damnit, I'm a white male and I'm proud of it. The thing is if I were black, I would be a proud black man.
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  No end to JW logic, Oranges can make you gay

  by James Mixon in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i was told that today by a jw...no more to say.

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  Protarded

  This one time at pioneer camp I... Never mind.
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  another cart thread.

  by Protarded in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i know that there are many cart threads but this one is worth sharing.

  so if i recall correctly, the nader- meinhoff phenomenon is several coincidences happening in groups, right?

  feel free to correct.

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  Part 3...... Success meme kid. My hardcore mother after noticing that I overheard the conversation almost seemed to brush it off as if she knew that the whole conversation was embarrassing. I didn't say a word.
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  another cart thread.

  by Protarded in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i know that there are many cart threads but this one is worth sharing.

  so if i recall correctly, the nader- meinhoff phenomenon is several coincidences happening in groups, right?

  feel free to correct.

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  Part 2... So today, I were escorting my mother to the grocery. She ran into a super pioneer from the area. I listened to them wax religtard for a minute until I realized that I needed a 6er of santo's voodoo brew. When I got back to their isle, I overheard the yenta's dumbassing out about how great circle jerking around the cart was. The denial.

  
  

  TLDR. 20 years ago, the D2D was the be all end all. Now". Ego masturbation around a plastic alter somehow is even more crucial.
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  another cart thread.

  by Protarded in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i know that there are many cart threads but this one is worth sharing.

  so if i recall correctly, the nader- meinhoff phenomenon is several coincidences happening in groups, right?

  feel free to correct.

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  I know that there are many cart threads but this one is worth sharing. So if I recall correctly, the Nader- meinhoff phenomenon is several coincidences happening in groups, right? Feel free to correct. Anyways, I were in the middle oF nowhere. On my way to a bowfishing meet and I stopped off for a burger at a country bodega. As I pulled up I saw 2 dressed up older ladies sitting next to a familiar looking cart. Holy hell it were 2 sisters. So as I run through the questions... 1914, 1975, pedophillia, ETC. That I'd drop if they were to accost me with their bait and switch fishing tactic. I was Dumbfounded that thE only interaction that I received was if the burgers were good. It was like a high school virgin throwing out his first shot at a pick-up line. All I could think is, what a half assed attempt at saving my soul.