here's mine: i'm 14 years old, just baptised and a old boy married elder of about 60 odd comes up to me and says " ooooooooooh!
"purrpurr"!
your getting such a lovely figure on you!
Here's mine: I'm 14 years old, just baptised and a old boy married elder of about 60 odd comes up to me and says " ooooooooooh! "Purrpurr"! Your getting such a lovely figure on you! Oooooooh! I tell you if I was 20 years younger! Oooooh! Yes! Oh! Yes!"
I really didn't know how to handle this so I just looked at the floor.
Creepy, if I was 14 and he was 20 years younger that would have made him 40 odd. Still creepy!
what pranks could you/would you/ have you played in the kingdom hall?.
i have never but here's two i've thought of, 1) replace the liquid soap with glue 2) smear nutella everywhere in the bathroom!.
what's yours?.
Wow these are just great! I never thought I'd get such a good response to my thread... Keep em coming guys!
OK what about placing crayons in a "rainbow formation" under the windscreen wiper of every car you can? When they turn them on a rainbow will be drawn across the windscreen!
Or stuff glitter into the air con systems, cue mass of glitter spurting out and glitter sticks around for ages! Better yet have the glitter written on with the name of apostate websites!
what pranks could you/would you/ have you played in the kingdom hall?.
i have never but here's two i've thought of, 1) replace the liquid soap with glue 2) smear nutella everywhere in the bathroom!.
what's yours?.
What pranks could you/would you/ have you played in the kingdom hall?
I have never but here's two I've thought of, 1) replace the liquid soap with glue 2) smear nutella everywhere in the bathroom!
What's yours?
in short:- tight pants is no longer just a am3 hang up (or is that a hang up on the well hung?
)- brothers who have effeminate body language are flagged up- as are sisters with 'masculine' hair styles or dress- such dress is 'disturbing to the congregation'- the above must heed the (repeated) counsel from the elders...or they get stripped of the right to share on the ministry- however...this will not be revealed (announced) to the congregation.
wow.
how many of us were woken up by some apostate yelling false prophets at a convention?.
how many of us were woken up by someone holding a sign and yelling, what happened to 1975.
how many of us were coerced to investigate the wt because some ex-jw pulled up a bunch of old watchtowers magazines and told us to read the false predictions?.
genghis khan: the leader of an empire twice the size of alexander the greats greek empire and four times that of the roman empire.
stretching from china to russia.
brutal and yet also revolutionary in its law making and society.
genghis khan: the leader of an empire twice the size of alexander the greats greek empire and four times that of the roman empire.
stretching from china to russia.
brutal and yet also revolutionary in its law making and society.
Genghis khan: the leader of an empire twice the size of Alexander the greats Greek empire and four times that of the Roman empire. Stretching from China to Russia. Brutal and yet also revolutionary in its law making and society. And yet not mentioned in the bible or prophecies? It had a major impact upon the world to the extent that a large chuck of us are related to the man or his army.
Yet how come the bible writers seems to see oblivious to this empire?
i remember once asking how the planet could possibly accommodate all the people who have ever lived?
after the resurrection i mean.
the answer i was told is that the gb had calculated that all the people who have ever lived could all fit on to the isle of wight?!.
I remember once asking how the planet could possibly accommodate all the people who have ever lived? After the resurrection I mean. The answer I was told is that the GB had calculated that all the people who have ever lived could all fit on to the isle of Wight?!
The isle of Wight for non UK members is a small island off the coast of Portsmouth, the south of England.
At the time it didn't make sense to me but I just put that down to me not being intellectual enough to understand it. But now of course it seems so stupid! This can't be right surely?
i have a confession to make.
a strange urge is building in my brain... each time i see a jw literature cart on the street it builds.
it is becoming a stronger and stronger thought in my mind.
Got a couple of ideas: take all the literature, I mean keep doing it, every week be there as soon as they get there to set up and just scoop up the whole lot... And when they eventually try to start a bible study explain that you love their publications because they make such great cat litter liners!
Or make up ways to spill stuff "accidentally" all over the cart and literature. Like coffee, or ketchup from a bottle, baby bottles full of milk squirted. Etc etc
Or... Hit them at the source donate to the bored and cold jw's there some free coffee that you've brought them.... Just slip some high strength laxative into it first!!!
any takers?
we can pick a date and pull the plug?
lol .
