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  We gave them our letters of DA

  by Redneckgurl in

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  well, i guess it will be official very soon, the announcement will be read and we will be "lost" into satan's world... my husband gave our letters to the elder who came to visit us with his wife the other day.

  this is the 3rd time they came by in the last month, even after he told them he would call them if we wanted to "talk".

  they saw the christmas tree shining through the door, brightly lit, so there could be no question that we had already taken some steps away.......but he still stayed for an hour trying to convince my husband that it was the "truth".. later that day my parents came over (i wasn't here) and he said my mom just looked at our christmas decorations with jealousy in her eyes.

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  morty

  ((((((((((((((((Redneckgirl & Family)))))))))))))))

  Welcome to your new journey.....

  Merry Christmas to you and your family...

  Morty
  
  
  
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  what do you REALLY want for christmas?

  by missylissy in

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  if you could have anyone thing for christmas, what would it be.

  it can be, an actual object, or sumthing you'd really like to happen.

  but, what do you really want for christmas?

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  morty

  I just bought a chia pet for my son for x-mas...believe it or not, thats what he wanted...Only scooby doo though, nothing else
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  J W'S IN HEAVEN JOKE

  by Big Jim in

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  the end of the world came and st.peter was talking to god about all the different groups up there and where they were.. st.peter said over here we have the babtist and over there we have the church of christ and there are the hindus and back over there,shooooo be real quite are the jw's they think they are the only ones up here.

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  cute,real cute
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  The Real Reason so many rich white men got out of service

  by SixofNine in

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  ... in vietnam, as explained by tom delay (r)texas :"he and quayle, delay explained to the assembled media in new orleans, were victims of an unusual phenomenon back in the days of the undeclared southeast asian war.

  'so many minority youths had volunteered for the well-paying military positions to escape poverty and the ghetto that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like himself.

  ' satisfied with the pronouncement, which dumbfounded more than a few of his listeners who had lived the sixties, delay marched off to the convention.

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  six,

  dont you have a headache yet?...lots of head banging going on...
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  Ozzie's Weekend Poll #77

  by ozziepost in

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  how's the weekend been treating you?

  here on the eastern seaboard of oz we've had some really hot weather - at least the suddenness of the hot spell made it seem all the hotter!.

  another thing we saw this week was the rural roads around bethel chocked once again with tourist coaches full of bethel visitors who were taking advantage of the "privilege" of visiting the australia branch after the international convention was over.

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  Mine was off, as soon as I walked out the doors....and so were the pantyhose and high heels..

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  I AM THE PERSON OF THE YEAR!

  by Yerusalyim in

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  according to times magazine...the american soldier was selected as the person of the year...i'm one of them.

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  ((((( Yer)))))

  Congrats....

  Thanks for all you have done...I have family in the States and they are very thankful as well for what you have done...

  Are you home for the Holidays? I really hope you are....

  Merry Christmas

  Morty
  
  
  
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  WOW!

  by Yerusalyim in

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  since being sick i haven't bathed as i should...my armpits are funky (smells like a german bus).

  let me go shower...back at ya all later.

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  So glad you smell better now.....

  It was starting to linger over here....

  I had to put all the dogs and cats inside and they thank you for a job well done!!!
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  Oh LORD!!! What are they trying to do to me????

  by Elsewhere in

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  first they place small kirspy kreme booths in no less than two stores within a quarter mile of my home... now they go and start building a full-blown krispy kream shop right across the street!!!

  they should know that i cannot resist their wonderful pastries!!!

  i'm doomed, i tell you!!!

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  Timmy's has the best coffee in the world, but I have to say the Krispy Kreame doughnuts are the best!!! ( there coffee sucks though)
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  Get on the 2004 Birthday Calendar

  by nicolaou in

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  this is the current 2003 birthday calendar, just leave your details here if you'd like to be included in next years.

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  Could someone please explain this to me in more details?????

  Oh and Shamus, glad to see your back....missed ya around here

  Morty
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  Secret Santa II......

  by Gadget in

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  i've just read in another thread that due to circumstances the secret santa for this year hasn't been able to happen, so i want to try and organise another one!.

  according to the lady at the post office, the closing date for international mail to be delivered before xmas is this week, but for post on the same continent we still have a few weeks so i'll try and take that into account so everyone can have their prezzy before christmas day.

  if everyone who wants to join in can pm or email me at [email protected] with their details before 12noon sunday 30th november(uk time), i'll try and get the details back to you by sunday night.

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  Mine went to England...

  It really should have been there by now.....

  OK Gadget, Here is a question for you........

  If my gift is not there by Tuesday, I would really like the phone number of my Secret Santa so I can at least phone them and explain that there postal service sucks.....Is that possable for you to do for me? could you pm with the number if they aprove if this??

  Thanks......