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  Don't you just hate it when that happens.....

  by Elsewhere in

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  toilet farce causes rush hour chaos

  thousands of new york commuters were stranded after a man's arm became wedged down a train toilet as he tried to retrieve his mobile phone.

  rescue crews had to dismantle the toilet with edwin gallart's arm still stuck in the u-bend.

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  How embaressing.....Just seen it on the news....sh** luck...thats for sure..

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  Well, I suppose an introduction is in order

  by Enishi in

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  i've been lurking on this site for the past two months and just now decided to post.

  i was raised a witness, and got baptised only a couple years ago.

  however, shortly after my baptism i started having doubts, and began to suffer from low self esteem.

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  Welcome Enishi.....good friends await you here....

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  Something's Changed...

  by Stephanus in

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  You lost weight! you look great...how did ya do it?

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  Dressing up, picts please...

  by Vivamus in

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  post your dressing up picts... .

  blue bubblegum girl

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  You look way cool Viv....I would post mine but my printer is down...Dont you just love halloween....I love it...I think I am trying to make up for the times I never got to go out has a kid...So when the kids are getting dressed,I am to...I went to a party at our local Legion and won first prize...Whoohoooo!..went out as a hooker witch....All I wore was fishnet stockings and a wart....Yep thats it!.........lol...

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  My Ears are Hurting!

  by iiz2cool in

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  some time back, when i was heading to work, a woman sat beside me in the subway car.

  after a few moments, she glared at me, and said, ?can?t you move your knees closer together????

  being accustomed to hearing stupid, trivial complaints, my response was quick.

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  awww Walter, How about a bitchin hug..\\\\\\\\Walter////////...

  Some people just dont get it.....Why go through life being so unhappy.....

  Get out of your cult and LIVE....thats what I tell people when they are like

  that...Cant wait to meet ya, and have a bitch fest...lol..

  Michelle
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  Jehovah in New Sex Scandal

  by Panda in

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  you will laugh with glee when you read this:.

  http://www.secularhumanism.org/library/shb/scandal_14_2.html .

  i won't spoil this one, just click and prepare to guffaw

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  OMG!...

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  Freedom Fest WebCam

  by Simon in

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  whatcha reckon?

  should we turn it on?

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  Sure,why the hell not!

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  good news from Vicki Boer

  by needs_lots in

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  looks like the letter writting campaign has paid off !!!!!!!!!!!!

  the jw's have dropped costs, and there will be no exchange of money.

  (which, yes, means i still will not receive my huge $5000.00 judgement) (thanks judge molloy!?

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  ((((vicki,Scott,& girls))))))

  I cant believe it!!!!...I am soooo happy for you guys....Is there any gag with the order? Just curious...Does this mean if a talk show wants to talk about your case,can you? I cant wait to see you again hon! Well congrats again....I'll phone you later tonight! Love Ya!

  Love Michelle,Hubby,&kids.........
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  Halloween, As a Loyal JW, what did you do on Halloween ???

  by run dont walk in

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  remember those days.

  turning off the lights and pretending nobody home, as the kids went around the neighborhood.

  how pathetic we were !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

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  We went to Burgar King then bowling......I had a blast!...only good thing I remember being in the troof!

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  When JW's Marry Jailbirds

  by simplesally in

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  i guess because there are so few brothers in the congregations, sisters start writing to brothers that are in prison.

  in prison, these ne'er do wells have no bills, no job to commute to, 3 meals, a bed, free medical insurance and loads of time to read the bible and the wts publications.

  oh my, kinda like bethel.

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  WOW! I cant beleive this is happeneing...I guess it has been a while since I have been out,(the troof,not jail..lol)...I would have asommed the the dubs would really discourge such events...nothing seems to amaze me now...I have heard it all now..

  country girl...you said they cant get high in jail...FYI..they can...My brother-law is a X jail guard and that was the number 1 problem in the jails...trying to get in control of all the herb brought in and being smoked......

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