Posts by Badger

Bath: A most untoward event, in which a human sumberses cat into an overgrown aquarium (see below) with the end of applying a most malodorous foam. All cats are urged to resist baths and any other form of submersion with all available strength and ingenuity. If human is successful in applying bath, give the evil eye (see below)

Aquarium: An enclosure of water, containing many tasty fish. Human provide these for cat much in the same manner that human eateries provide similar tanks containing lobsters for selection.

Evil Eye: A non-vocal way to show displeasure. Best when coupled with the Battle Station post (see below)

Battle Station: A cat ready for combat (playful or otherwise) must turn their ears backwards to show opponent that listening is over. (hardly a decisive statement, however...cats never listen anyway).

Child: Human kittens, endowed with greater mobility and strength but considerably less sense. Three general types exist: 1. Alllergic Child: This type reacts with symptoms of disease at a cat's presence. Do your best as a cat to console such a young one with all your affections. 2. Good Child: Likey to be your own child (see ownership) or one you have raised yourself. This child is easily trained and will often lavish you with timely petting and prompt food service. 3. Bad Child. These have little experience in dealing with felines, and show it. Will try relentlessly to conduct their own explorations of your ears, tail and legs, and carry you where you don't wish to be. A summary claw strike will disuade these from further violations.

Ownership: the state of connection and service between you and your designated human. Humans may fantastically refer themselves as the owners of the cat. Such delusion cannot be adequately addressed or corrected by cat to their human.

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How many here are gamers? and what is your system of choice? favorite game?

by Azalo in

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i have a gamecube and my favorite game is mario kart double dash.. btw.

for the poll pc gaming counts

Badger

Ruby: Yup.

Sassy: She was the same about golf. Took her one time to play at a good local course. First time she ever picked up a club. Shot a 2 over on the front nine. "It's too much walking," she said, and never played again, crushing my dreams of being a househusband/caddy while she raked in six figures.

She was pretty neurotic that way. That's why she's the ex.

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Liquor/Mixed Drink survey

by dustyb in

jw
friends

ok, i've done the beer survey, now its the mixed drinks survey.. i personally like the 4 horseman (1/4 jack 1/4 rum 151, 1/4 everclear, and 1/4 tequila).

it'll put you on your ass quick.

i also like a good bull buster (yager w/ red bull).

Badger

My girlfriend digs LIT's. she's putty in my hands after two.

My faves:

Sucker Punch (aka Attica Sunrise): 1 part gatorade, 1 part everclear

Ham Nog: slice of ham instead of eggs.

Zen Martini: Martini with no Gin. No Vermouth, neither.

Cold Buttered Rum: Use hotel/IHOP butter pats instead of Ice Cubes.

Rum Gumbo Surprise: Live Shrimp swimming in Rum with Okra. Yuk.

Nagasaki Wallbanger: a Boilermaker of Saki in an American beer glass, in the microwave for 5 mins. Split!

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How many here are gamers? and what is your system of choice? favorite game?

by Azalo in

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i have a gamecube and my favorite game is mario kart double dash.. btw.

for the poll pc gaming counts

Badger

Sassy:

Lucky guy! That game rocks!

My ex hated games, but was good at them. I was getting my ass kicked by Texas A&M one day when she came home and she mocked me. I gave her the controller and asked her to do better.

next play, 35-yard TD pass.

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Blind Date.......Who's been on one? How'd it go?.......

by ScoobySnax in

jw
friends

i need to know.

preferably before this coming saturday at 7:30 pm.

Badger

I've been on four, one while and with a JW, and the other three in the A.F. (After Fade) era.

two, including the JW date, was with women who told me mid-date they were engaged.

other two, good, but didn't want to see me again.

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un resolution to ban religion

by free will in

when i read this at first and then looked at the web site.

i thought oh no, what have i done.

but now, i'm thinking it was just a matter of time before someone attempted the unachievable.

Badger

I'm sure the Middle Eastern and Latin American Countries would really go for this...It won't pass, but the WTS will scream about it to keep the apes in line.

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How many here are gamers? and what is your system of choice? favorite game?

by Azalo in

.

i have a gamecube and my favorite game is mario kart double dash.. btw.

for the poll pc gaming counts

Badger

I have a PC and a PS2...Big Time Gamer!

PS2: Grand Theft Auto (my roomate and I take turns, with the non-playergiving a "World's Scariest Police Chases" play by play); NCAA Football and Basketball (Okla. State!), FIFA Soccer (AC MIlan!).

PC: Civilization III. Everyboy wants to rule the world, according to the song.