Oleevah, kahnts we noozle? Why kahnts we noozle? I vants to noozle.
From the Oliver joins the volunteer fire dept. and neglects noozling with Lisa while he's on watch episode.
Heather
.....in case i missed ya.......welcome everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oleevah, kahnts we noozle? Why kahnts we noozle? I vants to noozle.
From the Oliver joins the volunteer fire dept. and neglects noozling with Lisa while he's on watch episode.
Heather
I once salted my nuts and drank directly from the water softener tank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, better that water than the toilet bowl water, right? I know how you salted them. You wore sweat pants in the middle of summer ALL DAY long. Then you took the salt shaker out and salted a can of cashews.
Heather
.....in case i missed ya.......welcome everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Consider Yourself
Consider yourself at home.
Consider yourself one of the family.
We've taken to you so strong.
It's clear we're going to get along.
Consider yourself well in
Consider yourself part of the furniture.
There isn't a lot to spare.
Who cares?..What ever we've got we share!
If it should chance to be
We should see
Some harder days
Empty larder days
Why grouse?
Alsyas a-chance we'll meet
Somebody
To foot the bill
Then the drinks are on the house!
Consider yourself our mate.
We do't want to have no fuss,
For after some consideration, we can state...
Consider yourself
One of us!
~From the movie Oliver~
Heather hugs everybody.
MacSmurfster, ey? Mackie too sissy for you? I salt almost everything. I once salted my salt.
Heather
Heather.. I haven't welcomed you to JWD today yet.. just wanted to make sure you knew I was glad you were here..
Thank you SNS. I'm glad you decided to come back to the ExJW boards again.Otherwise we might not have met here on JWD.
I thought this was your welcome:
.. but.. I will welcome you FlyingHighNow... (even if you started a week before me.. ) We love ya here.. glad you made it.. SNS
Heather
Mmmmmmmmmm...........Anchovies!!!!!!!!!!! ( Heather) , how did you know? mac( of the now my nic has a nic class...lol)I could see them hanging off your little smurf burger. Mackie, while I was baking the pizza I decorated (my avitar) for Christmas. I wonder if that's why the wreath smells like anchovies? Heather (of the nic nic bestower class)
seeing as how us brits are so acclaimed across the world, ie, the the beloved of the french.
some of these sit-coms do actually exist, btw.
how do you rate the one's that are real?.
Fawlty Towers John Cleese is funny. Doesn't matter what he's in. He doesn't have to say a thing. He just emanates funny. He's also hot.
Mr. Bean funny in an odd way. Monty Pythons Flying Circus I cannot put into words how funny this show is. Best thing to come to USA from England since the Beatles. Like Python and The Beatles? See The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash, Eric Ide's parody of the history of the Beatles. A mocumentery. You'll laugh your socks off. My fiance wants the Python DVD complete set for X-mas. It's over $170 new.
Waiting For God Is this the show with the lady vicar?
Benny Hill I love Benny. Mom loved him and Python and we'd watch them together way back in the 70s. Benny was silly, mischeivious, naughty and mostly lovable.
Keeping Up Appearances I love the show. Pat Rutlidge is brillient in this role. Loved her in To Sir With Love, one of my top five favorite movies.
Absolutely Fabulous This show is insanely funny! I love the role reversal and the sarcasm.
the telletubbies Unique and very cute. Used to watch them with my grandson. He thought they were pretty funny.
Are You Being Served? Very funny, my whole family loves this show.
English people aren't funny, only funny looking! The Royal Family is proof of this.
teletubbies is not comedy either twat! Ask a yank three year old's opinion of this one.
As Time Goes By Charming and romantic. I only hope to age as gracefully as Judy Dench.
Yanks can be trusted! We'd like you to believe this.
Heather
Frigid? Moi?
this past july, my only sister decided i was an apostate.
she contacted my former cong.
and spoke to the elders.
MR. Ben, good points. Thank you.
Eyebrow and Estee, thank you so much for your ideas.
Most of all I want to thank everybody for your empathy. You have all given me blocks to buidl a solution to this problem with.
Hugs to all of you.
Love,
Heather
Xena, SNS, Mac, Oxnard Hamster,Tink, Carmel, Caveman/Czar, ,
Thank you all for the wonderful welcome.
yes she is. she is a class act, and i have learned a lot from her about patience and tolerance and just generally not acting like a hothead.
Tink, one thing that should make you feel even better is that I am very human. I get in fiesty moods and sometimes I say things I know I shouldn't. SNS, an example of that is on your thread about when do we stop caring. I am patient and gracious when people make mistakes, most of the time, because next time it might be me being a buffoon and upsetting someone. Tink, you were never a buffoon. I completely understand why you felt as you did.
Hugs everybody. Pizza and beer on the house while it lasts.
Love, Heather