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  The Pope and the Limo Driver

  by CountryGuy in

  1. social
  2. humour

  after getting all of pope john paul's luggage loaded into the limo (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the pope is still standing on the curb.. .

  excuse me, your eminence," says the driver, "would you please take your seat so we can leave?".

  "well, to tell you the truth," says the pope, "they never let me drive at the vatican, and i'd really like to drive today.

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  Double Speak

  by CountryGuy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  towards the end of my time in the jws, i fianlly realized that brothers will say one thing, but actually mean another.

  after leaving the organization, the more i learned-the more i found out that there was more of this going on than i realized.

  what double speaks have you discovered?

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  Dish Network v. Direct TV

  by CountryGuy in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  due to cable rates going up, again, we have decided on getting a dish.

  my mother in law has direct tv and a friend has dish network.

  they appear very similar to me.

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  Diabetes

  by CountryGuy in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  there are two diseases that seem to "run" in my family: cancer and diabetes.

  this morning my doctor told me that i now have diabetes.

  this really isn't a surprise to me, i've been waiting for the shoe to drop so to speak.

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  Feed a Cold?

  by CountryGuy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  both me and my sweetie have come down with a cold.

  so, making dinner tonight was very interesting.

  what sounded good to him, totally grossed me out, and vice-versa.

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  Crisis of Conscious

  by CountryGuy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have read on here over and over how great crisis of conscious is, but i can't find it anywhere.

  i have tried to order it from both hastings and barnes & nobel, but neither of them can get it.

  they have tried to order it for six weeks now with no luck.

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  Hillary and God

  by CountryGuy in

  1. social
  2. humour

  bill clinton, hillary clinton, and al gore were in an airplane that crashed.

  they're up in heaven, and god's sitting on the great white throne.

  god addresses al first.

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  Little Johnny Meets the New Baby

  by CountryGuy in

  1. social
  2. humour

  little johnny's next door neighbor had a baby.

  unfortunately the baby was born with no ears.

  arrived home from the hospital, the new parents invited little johnny's family over to see the new baby.. .

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  A Letter From Santa

  by CountryGuy in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a letter from santa

  i regret to inform you that, effective immediately, i will no longer serve the states of georgia, florida, virginia, north and south carolina, tennessee, mississippi, texas, arkansas and louisiana on christmas eve.

  due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by north american fairies and elves local 209. as part of the new and better contract i also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind.

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  Rejection by a Six Year Old

  by CountryGuy in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i have to share an experience, and i'm sure it won't be mentioned at the kh on thursday night!!.

  this morning while eating breakfast with my parents and my six year old nephew at a local fast food restaurant, some jws came in for their morning break.

  my folks and i are all inactive, so i leaned over and said, "i hope they didn't see us.

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