1. Just tell the Elders that you and your mate can't stop having oral sex. Watch the Elders faces (priceless). Not only will most of the Brothers hate you (because they want it/or are doing it themselves). You have so much guilt that you can't attend meetings anymore. You have tried so hard (no pun intended) but just can't give it up (no pun intended). You have prayed, attended more meetings and have incressed your time in field service but you just can't stop. Cry ALOT...it will help. You will never see them again.
2. Tell them you need financial help and you need help from the congregation. You will never see them again.
3. Tell them you are moving and need some help moving all of your stuff. You will never see them again.
SO EASY!!!!
If there is a hell...I'll be there.