_Morpheus
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Lett likes big butts, and he always lies.
by cappytan inthe parody video is being released before the "official" release on sunday!.
video being re-edited...stand by.. edit: here is the re-cut with wingcommander's excellent input.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5h1cj527s4.
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_Morpheus
Ummmmm tal.... You do realize jwism IS the topic of this forum, right? -
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Writing Department Interview on "The Generation."
by cappytan ina member of the writing department was gracious enough to allow me to interview him about the "overlapping generation" doctrine.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eo1o5qmagu.
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_Morpheus
Cappy i have a request.... Purly selfish i admitt.... Please consider turning your talents to making a parody of a scene from the movie "the downfall". Hindreds have been done because the actor is so awesome in his role. Google downfall parodies and see what you think..... -
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Broadcast Parody
by WatchtowerReviewz inhey guys i just wanted to share my jw broadcast parody with you all.
i think some of you may find it humorous.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-kvrqwwgnq.
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_Morpheus
Another brilliant parody! Letts voice was killimg me!!!! And jehovahs rent???? Lol that was great -
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Lett likes big butts, and he always lies.
by cappytan inthe parody video is being released before the "official" release on sunday!.
video being re-edited...stand by.. edit: here is the re-cut with wingcommander's excellent input.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5h1cj527s4.
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_Morpheus
Bump because its still funny as hell -
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Writing Department Interview on "The Generation."
by cappytan ina member of the writing department was gracious enough to allow me to interview him about the "overlapping generation" doctrine.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eo1o5qmagu.
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_Morpheus
Omfg!!!!!! Another Cappy instant clasic!!!!! Im wipping tears here!
And he said what about types and antitypes...?
i said F em!!!!
oh god my stomach hirts
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Raymond Franz and Ted Jaracz
by Hold Me-Thrill Me inmelita jaracz' life story (september 15, 2015 watchtower) said her husband ted jaracz died on wednesday, june 9, 2010. .
this was exactly one week after raymond franz died on wednesday, june 2, 2010. .
jaracz once helped to "kill" franz.
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_Morpheus
While i appreciate a good bit of irony linking the two deaths is tenuous at best. Franz was far removed from wt world and not even a blip on the radar screen of teddy jaracz.
Obvioisly i never served with jaracz on a BOE but having meet him he was an ass in person, i doubt he was less so in an elders meeting. I also "knew" (in the sense i was a young kid and he talked to me frequently at breakfast) Henschel and was indeed a pragmatist but always nice to a kid with no possible ulterior motive
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The "Final Push" before the GT!!! I think they REALLY believe it!
by DATA-DOG ini don't know if i have shared this with everyone, but there seems to be a new theocratic term, at least in my circuit.. the term is "final push.
" wtf does it mean?
well, an eldub said that the gb are "all in" with warwick and they might spend all their money on the project.
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_Morpheus
Lets review, shall we..... -
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How do you feel when you see the Witnesses in the door to door work? Angry, Sad, or dumbfounded?
by John Aquila inim here sitting and listening to youtube video songs and practicing on my guitar and checking out posts on jwn.
and one more thing, im seeing the spanish jws going door to door in my street.
they work my street every single week.
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_Morpheus
Lol i usally just feel annoyed, like any other person they bother. I often know the person (i dont live in my congregations territory) and wonder why they knocked when they knew it was my house... "Oh i just wanted to say hi" (translation: i know you wont slam a door on me) etc etc... -
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My Real Calling / Mission In Life Is Here on J-W.com
by smiddy insometime during or after my conversion to jehovah witnesses 55 years ago , i felt it was my calling , duty , mission , to preach the word , and witness to as many people as i could about the watchtower`s interpretation of the bible that i believed was the truth.. and may i presume i am not alone there .i feel many if not all would have had similar thoughts.. without being presumptuous i think i have found my real calling in life , in doing what little i can to add my 2 cents worth in exposing this religion for what a fraud it actually is ,especially to the newbies , because most of us here have already found ttatt .. so witnessing to the truth about jehovah`s witnesses on this board , gives me much more pleasure than i ever had witnessing for the watchtower organization.
and this site / board has enabled me to do that , thank you simon ,ang, and company.. smiddy.
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_Morpheus
I agree smiddy. I dont "need" the board for myself anymore but i feel it would be wrong for me not to 'pay it forward' and share with others things that helped me cope when i first learned the truth about the truth. -
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Preparing for Governing Body 3.0? Making older GB step down? (New September Watchtower)
by FusionTheism inwatchtower, study edition, september 2015, "are you reaching the stature that belongs to christ?":.
paragraph 6: the mature christian shows humility in that he recognizes that jehovahs ways and standards are always better than his own.
[footnote: for example, older, experienced brothers may be asked to step aside from certain responsibilities and to lend support to younger brothers as they take on those responsibilities.].
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_Morpheus
No gb memeber ever stepped down due to declining health or afe. Several have died in the infirmary of age related maladies and were still on the GB