Posts by _Morpheus

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Any funny stories of when a"brother" giving a talk, said something "funny" or "questionable", and didn't even realize it?

by Dunedain in

there were always all types of speakers in the org.

myself, growing up a "witness", must have heard all types of talks, and given by all manner of speakers, especially on sundays, when almost every week we would get a "visiting" brother giving the public talk.. sometimes, you would have a "great" speaker, all fluent and animated.

other times we would get a comical speaker, one who would maybe purposelly get a few laughs outta the audience.

_Morpheus

Some of these are pretty damn funny to me on a saturday morning 😂

I'll add one:

at a district convention a guy (im refusing to use the term brother anymore, along with the desert gods name) is giving a talk attempting to praise all the women in organization and highlight that they have abilities and skills that can benefit the congregation because, you know, dubs have to actually be told this..... He builds to a creshendo in his best district convention 'im making a special point by being extra loud voice' and yells:

"BROTHERS! SISTERS ARE A RESOURCE! TAP THAT RESOURCE!!!! TAP IT!"

there was huge snicker from most of the 6,000 people in the audience (along with a few disapproving groans )

for those outside the greater metropolitan washington DC area who dont understand the reference, in this area "tapping" a woman is a very common slang reference to having sex with a woman...

A friend txt me almost immediately and said "first good thing I heard all day" 😂😂

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Bethel Layoffs In Australia Confirmed

by jonahstourguide in

yes, last week the number of bethel layoffs was confirmed from 90 to 125. .

and those going in thinking they may be there for some time have been told.

that they may be there for two months rather than 3 years depending on .

_Morpheus

Its hard to say what sort of ripple effect this could have in the congregation they return to but i can certainly see this having a negative effect in bethel itself as friends watch each other being "reassigned to the field" and left wondering how precarious their own situation is...

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is there trully a GOD

by piledriver in

the answer every person and religion wants to know is .

is there trully a god no false prophets yes .theres two many to even think about who just want your money and time to spread there evil word .no god is more important in this lifetime that you have on this world than the love you recive and give to your real family .

anyone who is a jehovah's witnesses trully knows they are in a cult not a religion minipulated and threatend with emotional blackmail and pain it makes them feed off your sadness and manipulate there flock into beiving this what jehovah ( false prophet) wants pure sanctamonius bullshit read the book shepard the flock of god charles teze russle was the founder but and since jesus is the founder of chrisianity the organisation regard him as the true founder of there fake faith plus he c.t russle was a child molester .

_Morpheus

You lost me right about here:

".....anyone who is a Jehovah's witnesses trully knows they are in a Cult not a religion minipulated and threatend with emotional blackmail and pain it makes them feed off ......"

sorry dude. I was jw a good while and didnt see it for being a cult. Cant make blanket statments about what other people know absolutely and what they don't know absolutely.

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When did the Great Crowd start forming?

by Vanderhoven7 in

i realize that rutherford received a flash of light regarding the identity of the gc in the year 1935, but that does not tell us when the crowd began to form.

what would be the earliest date?

any ideas or quotes from wt literature?

_Morpheus

Good way to ask. Let them put a date on it. It dosent really matter for purpose of your point what date they choose

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Free Energy Being Announced Next Week!

by The Searcher in

according to this scientist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4yn-xqzn6w.

oil, banking, armaments, stock-markets, and society as we know it, all evaporating into thin air thanks to this.. nope - but it will revive tesla stories.

_Morpheus

Yawn......

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x2dTSSQNf1o

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When did the Great Crowd start forming?

by Vanderhoven7 in

i realize that rutherford received a flash of light regarding the identity of the gc in the year 1935, but that does not tell us when the crowd began to form.

what would be the earliest date?

any ideas or quotes from wt literature?

_Morpheus

I think the revelation book set 1935 as the start of the ingathering of the great crowd. That quote from OTWO looks almost word for word like the rev book information. Your logic about how many chrostains lived before that date, and thus how few christains had ever lived prior to 1914, is very solid and ive read it before, maybe in CoC or perhaps on jw.facts Its a glaring hole in wt theology, which of course is akin to saying the titanic sprung a leak.

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Have you heard the one about "Back to the Future" Predicting 911??

by EndofMysteries in

when somebody posted this on fb, i was anxious to see how ridiculous it would be, probably worse then the gb prophecies, etc.

after watching the clip, i honestly don't know what to believe.

at the very least it's very entertaining and interesting.

_Morpheus

I know viv, i know ;)

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Have you heard the one about "Back to the Future" Predicting 911??

by EndofMysteries in

when somebody posted this on fb, i was anxious to see how ridiculous it would be, probably worse then the gb prophecies, etc.

after watching the clip, i honestly don't know what to believe.

at the very least it's very entertaining and interesting.

_Morpheus

I like it when you struggle darling ;)

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Have you heard the one about "Back to the Future" Predicting 911??

by EndofMysteries in

when somebody posted this on fb, i was anxious to see how ridiculous it would be, probably worse then the gb prophecies, etc.

after watching the clip, i honestly don't know what to believe.

at the very least it's very entertaining and interesting.

_Morpheus

"There is literally no measure by which Van Halen is not demonstrably better and more successful than Van Hagar."

i literally gave you four.

Sorry babe but i will still respect you in the morning... Unless you dont want me too ;)

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Have you heard the one about "Back to the Future" Predicting 911??

by EndofMysteries in

when somebody posted this on fb, i was anxious to see how ridiculous it would be, probably worse then the gb prophecies, etc.

after watching the clip, i honestly don't know what to believe.

at the very least it's very entertaining and interesting.

_Morpheus

Im flattered that you used a matrix reference ;)

The highest a halen album ever reached with dimond dave was #2 on the charts. all four with sammy hit number 1.