Lol this HAS to be from the onion or some other similar satirical web site :P
_Morpheus
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Creationist Museum Acquires 5,000-Year-Old T. Rex Skeleton
by freemindfade increationist museum acquires 5,000-year-old t. rex skeleton.
news january 15, 2003. vol 39 issue 01 science & technology science religion.
tulsa, okin a major coup for the growing field of creation science, the perfectly preserved remains of a 5,000-year-old tyrannosaurus rex were delivered monday to tulsa's creationist museum of natural history.. .
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If you were told today you would die next week, would you be happy and fine with that?
by EndofMysteries ini don't know how so many who seem to be certain this life is it after being jw's seem to happily accept it and be fine with it.
i am living and trying to live as if this is it.
i want there to be a future life/afterlife, something, but i see how fast life comes and goes and even if i'm living it to the fullest, there is no peace for me with the thought this may be it.
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_Morpheus
Hell no! When death shows up at my door i intend to punch him in the face and kick and scream. Im going to load up my guns and give him both barrels.
Id be pissed the supprise was ruined. So much of life is not knowing and making things happen and taking chances. I will never want die but when it comes i want to face it with both eyes open, strong and determined, proud of who i am and where i went. I want to be regreted by my friends and enemies alike.
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Did Jehovah really order the excution of men, women, and children in the land of Canaan?
by John Aquila ini been researching information on why the the conquest of canaan could not be a real historical account.
i found this on barts blog:.
when considering the historicity of the narratives of joshua, the first thing to re-emphasize is that these are not accounts written by eyewitnesses or by anyone who knew an eyewitness.
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_Morpheus
Of course he didnt. The bronze age desert god isnt real and therefore has never ordered a pizza let alone genocide.... However the bible says he did.
More likely is that as a group of Semitic peoples formed a national idenity and created their lore it was included as a type of 'manifest destiny ' for themselves.
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_Morpheus
Lol that one i can laugh at -
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
by DATA-DOG inbreaking news from co!!
according to a reliable source, the co in my area says that jws may have been hearing the phrase, "final push" being used.
what sage advice did this shepherd, duke, and "star" of revelation have to say?
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_Morpheus
Respectfully cofy, buffons go about the buissness of living. This jack wagon just keeps anoying us with his nonsense -
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Reliable source - new round of US Bethel layoffs coming soon
by sir82 inwas talking to an ex-bethelite who is still very well-connected to those in the ivory tower.. he says that there will soon be a(nother) large number of us bethelites who will be "reassigned to the field" as pioneers and special pioneers.. he did not give his source, but he is pretty reliable.
incidentally, he was "reassigned to the field" in the last big purge about 7 years ago.. i imagine those so reassigned would be pretty teed off.
let go just before the golden lakeshore palace was completed..
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It makes sense. They can take the reduction in work force with the shifts in printing. These "reassignments to the field" will also allow them to push out older less productive members and replenish them with younger more youthful ones. All to be expected from a large corporation. -
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
by DATA-DOG inbreaking news from co!!
according to a reliable source, the co in my area says that jws may have been hearing the phrase, "final push" being used.
what sage advice did this shepherd, duke, and "star" of revelation have to say?
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We are close!!!!! Veeery veeeeery close...... To my morning nap.... 😴😴😴😴😴 -
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July Broadcast Denies That JW Children Die Rather Than Have Medical Care
by BluesBrother inanthony morris 3rd delivered the broadcast this month and advised that lies are circulated that they let children die rather than have medical care .
he says this is so inaccurate as to be a boldfaced lie ...... further he says it is "up to the parents to determine what would be the best treatment for their children" .
now, does this mean that parents are really free to make a decision to accept blood for their minor child, if they so choose?
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_Morpheus
Im sorry but your both wrong. Witnesses are free to accept any medical treatment they want, including blood transfusions. No watchtower representative physically stands by and prevents it.
What i and I susspect you gentleman object to is the implication that they are free to take it without consequences. ole tight pants never mentiones that one way or another. Its a lie of omission that the rank and file will take and hold onto, repeat to others and defend all the while knowing the kernel of truth: your free to whatever you like, just not without consequences from the org.
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INTERVIEW: with an Elder
by TerryWalstrom inelder: "i'm not sure i know what you mean by 'diversity.'.
elder: "well, it's not quite like that.
elder: "um.
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Lol no it wasnt fair at all. The poor elder thought he was going to sit down and spout the company line for someone unframiler with the reality of the company instead he was speaking with someone well versed in the companies policies and practices. It turned into a very fair discussion, unfortunately for the cult middle manager.